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Bigfoot

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hey everyone welcome back to another

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fun-filled podcast Adventure yay

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mine's midnight Mike scratch head is

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over there yes

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foreign

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s are peaches but peaches and plums are

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also peaches that's the name

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I could translate Japanese

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I got it down

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sounds like a uh someone's trying to

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and it's like a moped that just won't

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start right there you're gonna have to

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use that next time you do the uh the

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full car starting sound yeah some some

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Momo Momos incorporate that in there

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well welcome back everyone to uh a

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Saturday show thank you for joining us

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here live yes

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uh once again we have to acknowledge

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that our good friend and co-host Joe is

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not here but he just send in a message

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to let us know what uh what he's doing

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so this is what Joe is uh doing why he

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can't be here hi this is Joe from the

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our big dumb mouth podcast I'm not on

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the show today because I'm at Target

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shopping for summer swimwear after

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Target I'm planning on going to Disney

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World to start a few fights and then

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drink a crap ton of Bud Light shab la

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goo well that's quite the message

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what happened to shablagoo there at the

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end yeah well uh Joe has his own way of

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saying straw Lagoon to everyone out

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well that's it that's there's Joe right

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there driving it so well I'm glad he's

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enjoying his uh second honeymoon yeah

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but nothing says fun like going to

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Disney World and starting some fights

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with your new husband uh not we like not

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fighting your husband but like but

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you're basically gonna tag team match

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version going to Disney World with your

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new husband to fight other families yes

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to fight yeah to fight to go to that uh

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that place we saw with the um everyone

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lines up for the family photos and

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starting fights there before they can

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get their family photos yeah that's what

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you want to do in your new swimwear from

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Target it brings people closer together

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it really tightens that family bond why

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are they why they call this country a

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melt this [\h__\h] and these thrown

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Kingdom this these are real stories

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uh I did have a story uh like last week

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we just didn't get to it of a giant

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brawl that took place in an airport

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because flights were delayed and it

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never happens and I was like well

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they're just pre-gaming before they get

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to Disney probably before they're

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getting any sort of like this is a

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charter reflected Disney yeah they're so

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amped up uh they just started fighting

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that's what happens sometimes taking on

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uh before we get to any headlines here

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I'm going to play this piece of music

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this was sent in by a few people because

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they know I like the The Melvins

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and I think uh The Melvins right now are

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abandoned sort of back in the 80s

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just really never saw that that level of

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Nirvana success like very few bands do

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um Melvin's there I know I guess meme

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worthy and I'm not gonna play the meme

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on screen so just imagine this music

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with pictures of uh Ukrainian war

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footage that I'm not going to show

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because quite frankly it's just like

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you get the point of that that's the

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Melvin's covering the Beach Boys

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I get around but that's Melvin's doing

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their version I [\h__\h] around and uh Mike

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it's a family show but it's also

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uh a fun show and not all fun things are

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family fun sorry see it's a family show

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but I just the veneers I

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sorry people I should have bleeped it I

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should have bleeped that up I'm sorry so

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I bleep around

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this is what I meant to say I believe

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around uh well there you go that was

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sent in by a few people uh and uh The

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Melvins are are meme worthy uh today so

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that's uh good for them they'll get a

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few more hits

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and The Melvins put out a brand new

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album pretty much every year go on tour

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and you can probably check him out at

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least twice a year in any major city

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that you might be living close to I like

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seeing them what's your favorite song by

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the Melvin's crashes

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uh that one I guess I like sweet uh

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sweet Willy roll bar and honey bucket I

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like uh anything off of stag uh they're

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uh they're an acquired taste The Melvins

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are in a choir taste for a band

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because I'm typing in Wikipedia The

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you just said The Melvins well it's kind

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of like Ukraine yeah it's kind of like

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how I say the Ukraine this is Melbourne

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see right there in a Wikipedia Melvin's

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parentheses sometimes The Melvins I

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think they did that because they got

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into some kind of legal dispute and they

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changed their name from The Melvins and

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then they I think their website is

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themelvins.net

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so it's there's a lot of debate get your

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[\h__\h] together Melvin or the Melvin no

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there's a lot of debate over that

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they should go they should do like a a

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concept album known just as the

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I'm sure that they probably have thought

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about it they do a lot of weird stuff

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and uh while we're talking about grunge

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and music I want to bring up this uh

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headline here because uh well do they

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seriously haven't I have a album called

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uh sieg howdy that's right they also

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have one called Electra [\h__\h]

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uh that's a good album we're gonna

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retroactively cancel them for that the

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titles song titles Bases Loaded but

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but here's the first headline here this

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is grunge a grunge related 90s related

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uh Kurt Cobain

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uh his guitar is smashed Fender guitar

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sells for almost 600

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holy moly I tell you what no no no don't

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say it uh you're good you think he was

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there in the front I think Hawks is

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going to lose Mr Hogan we're already

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over 200 000. I'll tell you what no

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six hundred thousand dollars for a

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smashed Fender guitar yeah uh Kurt

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Cobain Oh I thought you said it was a

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guitar with a smashed Fender no not like

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a like they need some body work done on

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it like it's no it's this is a a fender

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is the brand so a Fender Stratocaster so

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Kurt Cobain smashed Fender Stratocaster

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guitar sold at auction for 595

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000 900 595

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thousand and nine hundred dollars uh

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more than 10 times its original estimate

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the Nirvana front ends left-handed at

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left guitar was smashed while the grunge

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Pioneers were making their seminal never

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mind album in the early 90s reassembled

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a but unplayable it's expected to sell

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for between sixty thousand and eighty

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well it's reassembled you just can't

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play the thing I like how they had to

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specify that the one that he smashed on

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stage into a billion pieces well we kind

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of stuck it back to you it doesn't work

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but yeah you can't do anything

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computer's broke

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guitar is broke uh it was expected to

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sell for between sixty and eighty

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thousand dollars at the Julian's auction

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at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York over

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the weekend but it went for six hundred

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thousand dollars it featured signatures

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from Nirvana's three members Kurt Cobain

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Christopher Selleck and Dave Grohl along

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with an inscription by Cobain uh by

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Cobain's address to the late Screaming

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Trees lead singer Mark Lanigan wow

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gave the guitar to Lanigan during

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Nirvana's never mind tour 1992. now

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that's pretty cool I mean it's a great

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piece of Rock and Roll history there

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uh who bought this thing that's what I

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uh I want to know me Paul no Paul Cogan

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did not uh

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buy this thing that's for damn sure I

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don't think Hulk has a kind of extra

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cash laying around you don't know what

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kind of cash Hulk has he doesn't got he

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has a bathroom concierge as proven by

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his Twitter post that is true

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nope a person does nothing but just wait

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for him to say I need TP brother

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uh so the guitar Cobain played during

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the legendary live acoustic set for MTV

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Unplugged in 1983 uh was sold two years

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ago for 16 or for six million dollars

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six million dollars for That acoustic

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guitar what six million for his acoustic

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guitar

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well which that's the one I have up on

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screen which I'll tell you what yeah do

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I have the wrong Fender no that's

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that's the he's a acoustic guitar uh but

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that's not the one you were talking

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about no uh the one I was talking about

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was his electric guitar that was uh

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so I don't know uh that one looks

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playable right now we don't know it I'm

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assuming it's still playable but man

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that's crazy

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that is insane uh how much of that money

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does Courtney Love get hmm

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well I think at this point in time uh

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Kurt Cobain's daughter Francis I think

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owns a good chunk of the like nirvata

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stuff related to what Kurt Cobain did

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which is like who's in charge of the

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estate

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I think it's Fran Francis I think it's

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uh Kurt Cobain's daughter at this point

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I think she's the one who holds the

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reins on a good number of these uh items

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here's an article who inherited more

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from Kurt Cobain Francis being or

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Courtney Love Me no okay how much did he

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get Hulk it would be awesome if Kurt

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Cobain wrote Into the will that he's

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given everything the Hulk Hogan his

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favorite wrestler his favorite wrestler

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he's just writing his will late at night

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and just watching wrestling reruns yeah

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why not get all of that guy give it to

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Hulk Hogan and Andre giant

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uh it's it says that Cobain's estate is

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worth an estimated 450 million woo

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man

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still after all these years after he uh

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he didn't leave a will so yeah maybe

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Hulk Hogan still got a chance he could

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sue I I think that he should I was his

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favorite wrestler I deserve that money

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I think he's playing you know that uh

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famous video of

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of Hulk Hogan playing the guitar and I

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want to I'm I'm a real American that I

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think that's Kurt Cobain's guitar

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I don't take a look at that guitar and

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you put it next to the smash one of Kurt

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Cobain you'll find it probably one of

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the same

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but there you go there's some a little

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bit of grunge news for everyone

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uh and Everyone likes the grunge news

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uh getting comments in the chat that the

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levels are apparently my level is low

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okay I can I can crank up on this end

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but that may jack up everything you've

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got going now you can Crank It Up of

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this see what happens uh jacket a little

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bit

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that's gross

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you're a little I could see I could see

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your levels a little low I was

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compensating over here but yeah you're

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hitting oh oh now I gotta figure out

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what's going on here all right

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there's like three more DB

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there's a bunch more DC now I'm red on

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my side but okay well uh I'll leave it

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leave it like that and oh you know what

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I bet Zoom broke something let me check

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I just cranked you up by two DB out over

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here

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uh weird oh yeah so

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now zoom's automatic is not on I thought

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maybe that was it all right well I'll

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crank up that

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no I I fixed it over it's not fine to me

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so it's something something between me

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and everybody else okay uh I cranked it

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up over here so you're

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you're you're good you should be better

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so people are saying it sounds good now

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so well I just want to make sure because

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it shows I'm peeking on my side and I

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don't want to start clipping okay now

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people are saying too loud

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you I didn't all right just start

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kicking people out of the twitch Channel

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now it's too loud is it too loud I don't

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know uh

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uh okay I'm not see I can't hear myself

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on the far end of the Stream

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it sounds fine but whatever now it'll be

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fixed in fixed in post I'll fix it and

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put a fixed [\h__\h] in post I do I fix and

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post

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all right we'll move on let's uh live

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yeah uh people saying sounds fine okay

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fine here we go we'll move on and do

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[Applause]

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let's see here I just have like a a

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cornucopia stuff this is kind of like a

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potpourri uh a show which I said smorgas

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board I said like the last Saturday of

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every month would be Discord news

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generated Saturday

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but it turns out

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Herman from Holland submits about 90 of

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all headlines in the Discord

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and so he's the first one up in the

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morning he gets first dibs yeah

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so I'll try to do uh some from Herman

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and some from some other notable just so

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I'm clear these are stories you pulled

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exclusively from the news channel in

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Discord the ones that I will mention

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their name

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okay because I grabbed a bunch of those

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too when you reminded me this morning

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I would consider only one being like

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goofball news yeah so we're all mixed up

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this is not everything is Discord

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submitted but some

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and this is uh was submitted by uh jigs

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and the headlines

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a j i

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g z okay I'm just saying yeah yeah

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multiple people in there okay so

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headline up on screen here uh New York

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freezes account deposits uh at Capital

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One bank that's some good news

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so this is like breaking and I I this is

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like tweeted out uh and there's some

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explanations behind this but here's the

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Tweet just in New York City freezes

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deposits at Capital One bank now what

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are the the reasons is it is it a

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failing bank is it fraud is it something

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worse uh this is fun okay just yeah just

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just want to see if we can do it but no

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just turn off deposit see what happens

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according to this article the reason

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they froze deposits is because the bank

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didn't do enough to fight discrimination

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and market watch is confirming this oh

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what [\h__\h] so New York City's banking

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commission voted to freeze deposits at

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Capital One Financial Corporation

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and key corpse uh after two banks failed

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to submit required plans showing their

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effort to Halt discrimination to City's

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comptroller said in a statement on

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Thursday alleging the banks uh outright

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refused to submit required policies the

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Comptroller uh also voted against uh

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designating Wells Fargo

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and P and c and international PSD and

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PhD Bank International to hold public

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funds the statement set so uh

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unfortunately uh despite several

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opportunities to do so five banks failed

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to comply with New York City's banking

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commission's designation process leaving

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us to conclude that they are not taking

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meaningful actions to combat

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discrimination in their operations and

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are not responsible stewards of public

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dollars what kind of discrimination are

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they

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any type in particular just like in

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general well they're not y'all ain't

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woke enough I think that's what they're

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they're getting at now ever like the the

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term discrimination might vary from

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state to state in New York City or New

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York State might have a very different

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definition versus like even New York

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City because it says New York City is

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freezing deposits not necessarily New

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York state New York city so it I guess

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it's the

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it's up in the air here but it says all

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three members of the banking commission

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which include the Comptroller mayor and

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finance commissioner voted to take

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action against Capital One and key Corp

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which retrospectively held 7.2 million

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and 10 million in City deposits at the

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end of last month both cans uh both can

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service existing contracts for one year

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under the move

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so what are what are these specific

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complaints they have about

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discrimination from these Banks I I

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haven't dug in that deep this is so

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market watch is confirming this

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but market watch isn't going into

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the specifics here's this maybe the

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Comptroller statement has specifics on

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the Discrimination I'd like to hear from

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the real comptroller well that's very

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uh uh combat Institute additional

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soundness so

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instituted additional soundness criteria

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soundness criteria what is this this is

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like links within links within links to

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find out what questions referring to um

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uh the strength of the actual banking

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institution so it's it's kind of their

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um their stress testing

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uh so the perspectives we heard today

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from New Yorkers who experience

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discrimination in the process of open

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and closing accounts the front line Bank

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staff who faced illegal and abusive

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practice should give us all pause we

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heard from many residents concerned that

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taxpayer dollars are going to Banks to

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provide financing for predatory lending

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fossil fuel extraction and gun

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manufacturing and support the idea of a

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public bank that would instead put those

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dollars to work for our communities the

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banking commissions can also and should

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assume a stronger role in assuring that

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the city Only conducts business with

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banks who demonstrate their commitment

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to community reinvestment in Fair Credit

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practices

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which is none of which is required by

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any sort of publicly held company whose

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obligation is to the shareholders not to

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whatever random ass [\h__\h] they come

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up with this week so they called out

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there that like oh they're they're

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putting investments into fossil fuels

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because it makes money because people

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want those fuels I gotta have my fossil

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fuels I went out and bought some extra

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fossil fuels this morning I didn't have

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enough and like they put gun

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Manufacturing in there well that's like

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most of the the economy is the war

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economy the same people who decry that

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and say

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we have to shut down these Banks because

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they are supporting gun manufacturing

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put on their blue and yellow Slava

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Ukraine shirt and go out and support an

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extra 87 kajillion dollars for Ukraine

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to blow up people that's where you make

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the money that is where you make the

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money there you go so interesting stuff

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I suspect that the these Banks

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um have enough money where they could

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probably file suit and yeah it's hard to

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say how it's going to go you you know

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one of two things happen either a the

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banks will go out of business suddenly

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um as it's been seen a number of times

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this this year already

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or B the banks are going to be just fine

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your money may be gone but

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yeah I suspect they'll just comply like

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the banks will use this as a reason to

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comply or to put 10 seconds to comply

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yeah like something I don't know it's

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it's goofy it's a lot of goofy stuff

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going on but

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I just want to say this to anybody

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listening right now and especially to

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the 700 people listening on Tuesday

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Morning on your way to work take all

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your money out of these big Banks put it

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into your local credit union

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are you do you use a credit union yeah

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yeah we do too I I have let me let me

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phrase this carefully

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we have never banked with a large bank

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that I can recall it's always been

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Credit Unions all the way through that's

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for day I'm sure

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I we have uh we have a credit union here

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that we use so we do uh attach ourselves

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to a big bank but uh a good majority of

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our assets I think are in uh like a

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credit union there's nothing nothing you

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get from a large you know Bank of

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America Key Bank Capital One Bank any

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good stuff that you can't get from a

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credit union yeah

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the most about credit unions there's

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like actual P you go in like look

532
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there's like Bob and Marsha and you can

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talk to them

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now you can do without people yeah Big

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Jim Tucker hey look there's big big gym

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money Banker my uh my bank teller is big

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big Jim Tucker

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he's great well you have that recording

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of trump going into his bank looking for

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his tellers uh exclusively banks at the

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big Bank he gets the the the biggest

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around here someplace he's just pointing

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out his tellers I own a big chunk of the

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Bank of America building in 1290 Avenue

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of the Americas

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just I was out of context [\h__\h] for him

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all right

548
00:23:51,409 --> 00:23:48,539
that's what he does

549
00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:51,419
uh another headline chat in the chat um

550
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:53,280
I'm sorry so I'll pause it what what are

551
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:55,260
they saying in the chat say in the chat

552
00:23:58,789 --> 00:23:56,700
uh squalor bill says he banks

553
00:24:01,730 --> 00:23:58,799
exclusively at the first big Luther of

554
00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:01,740
New York oh really okay

555
00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:03,780
not bad big Luther Bank

556
00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:05,360
Tom

557
00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:10,520
shimabukuro bank at the the bank of time

558
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:20,330
uh all right let's see what these other

559
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:22,200
headlines are other headlines come on

560
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:25,140
that's some good oh no no one okay you

561
00:24:30,049 --> 00:24:26,820
know this is pushing buttons at random

562
00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:30,059
now okay I'll do that I'll press buzz it

563
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:32,240
red here we go

564
00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:43,789
that's what I'm gonna do from now on I'm

565
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:44,820
just gonna press I'm gonna tell your

566
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:46,620
screen of Lily Tomlin upset during the

567
00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:48,600
filming of uh I heart huckabees just

568
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:51,539
gonna press four or five buttons at a

569
00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:53,640
time and and that's gonna those are

570
00:24:57,649 --> 00:24:55,260
gonna be my sound drops nothing targeted

571
00:24:59,149 --> 00:24:57,659
just cluster bombing of sound effects

572
00:25:01,270 --> 00:24:59,159
for the rest of the show

573
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:01,280
it's a war crime

574
00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:05,760
uh all right here is a another uh uh uh

575
00:25:12,169 --> 00:25:09,360
headline here I'll bring this up on on

576
00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:12,179
screen is this also a Discord one uh no

577
00:25:16,490 --> 00:25:14,100
this is uh mine I'm surprised Discord

578
00:25:19,789 --> 00:25:16,500
didn't have it this is non-disco related

579
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:19,799
uh Google withdraws slavery Simulator

580
00:25:26,649 --> 00:25:23,539
game app after Brazil outcry

581
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:32,210
thanks Alex

582
00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:33,289
what

583
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:35,940
this actual game called slavely slavery

584
00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:37,679
simulator simulator and someone's like

585
00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:38,940
yeah that's good for the App Store

586
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:42,480
that's great uh dub slavey's slavery

587
00:25:47,149 --> 00:25:44,760
Simulator the Portuguese language based

588
00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:47,159
uh game it's all players trade in slaves

589
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:49,919
and strategize to prevent uh abolition

590
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:52,260
of slaves in order to amass virtual

591
00:26:01,310 --> 00:25:57,710
it's crazy

592
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:01,320
8th graders made this on a dare probably

593
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:02,760
and they're making money in the Google

594
00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:04,440
Play Store I'm surprised they got it

595
00:26:07,789 --> 00:26:06,720
like they got through the review process

596
00:26:09,409 --> 00:26:07,799
yeah that's what I mean it's like

597
00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:09,419
someone had to approve it right I would

598
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:11,340
imagine so not unless Google's a lot

599
00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:13,020
more loosey-goosey than Apple is I know

600
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:14,880
Apple probably wouldn't allow this but

601
00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:17,520
you know maybe uh Google is basically

602
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:20,460
has a policy only if people complain

603
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:22,860
will we take it down

604
00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:25,679
uh you have enough people complain yeah

605
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:27,779
the prosecutor's office said it had open

606
00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:30,240
an investigation for hate speech related

607
00:26:34,669 --> 00:26:32,520
to the games download uh that was

608
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:34,679
downloaded by hundreds of people the

609
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:38,220
habits it doesn't hurt like three

610
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:39,720
billion there's a lot of people in

611
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:42,360
Brazil there's a ton of like I would say

612
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:44,720
Brazilian population

613
00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:48,360
150 million oh you're way low on that

614
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:49,860
you think I'm way low on that Brazilian

615
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:51,720
population let's find out ask internet

616
00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:53,760
internet says Brazil

617
00:26:58,490 --> 00:26:56,159
fifth largest country in the world

618
00:27:01,669 --> 00:26:58,500
uh uh with not actually giving me

619
00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:01,679
numbers here awesome what is it 118

620
00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:02,940
million

621
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:09,230
well the app itself had come with a

622
00:27:13,490 --> 00:27:11,220
disclaimer condemning all types of

623
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:13,500
slavery and insisting the game was

624
00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:16,380
solely for entertainment purposes why

625
00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:17,700
wouldn't you say it's for educational

626
00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:20,100
purposes it's just it's just prank bro

627
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:22,799
it's fun to enslave people's ways and

628
00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:24,779
entertaining is what they were saying it

629
00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:26,640
wasn't for educational purposes like

630
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:30,600
like it's kind of like uh there's a lot

631
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:33,120
of games out there that are darker in

632
00:27:38,810 --> 00:27:37,080
nature it has themes of death and and

633
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:38,820
disease and it's for educational

634
00:27:42,649 --> 00:27:40,260
purposes yeah they can be amusing

635
00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:42,659
entertaining but they're primarily for

636
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:44,580
education I suppose

637
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:51,590
yeah I mean there's probably you can

638
00:27:55,909 --> 00:27:53,340
emulate it you can probably get a

639
00:27:57,350 --> 00:27:55,919
Commodore 64 emulator anywhere I lost

640
00:28:00,310 --> 00:27:57,360
all my [\h__\h] Crossing that River and my

641
00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:00,320
wagon only has one wheel it's not good

642
00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:02,940
uh after we're drawing the app from its

643
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:05,100
games uh Play Store Google said that in

644
00:28:08,510 --> 00:28:06,779
a statement that applications that

645
00:28:10,549 --> 00:28:08,520
promote violence or hatred against

646
00:28:12,769 --> 00:28:10,559
groups of people or individuals because

647
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:12,779
of their skin color or ethnic origin

648
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:15,360
would not be allowed on its platform

649
00:28:21,049 --> 00:28:18,740
then why did you allow it

650
00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:21,059
that sounds all well and good Google but

651
00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:23,820
uh why'd you allow that there yeah you

652
00:28:27,529 --> 00:28:25,860
you basically allowed it and only took

653
00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:27,539
it down when people complained

654
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:29,340
uh the company invited users to report

655
00:28:37,370 --> 00:28:34,190
yeah

656
00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:37,380
uh Brazil's Ministry of racial Equity or

657
00:28:42,769 --> 00:28:40,500
equality said it had asked Google to put

658
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:42,779
in place measures to filter out content

659
00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:44,760
containing hate speech intolerance and

660
00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:46,620
racism and to prevent it from spreading

661
00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:49,679
so easily without moderation

662
00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:52,679
uh racism is still a problem in Brazil

663
00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:54,720
the the last country in the Americas to

664
00:29:00,710 --> 00:28:58,260
about slavery uh and it did so in 1888

665
00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:00,720
more than 56 percent of the population

666
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:03,840
is afro-brazilian

667
00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:05,880
yeah not many people talk about Brazil

668
00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:08,460
when it comes to uh the slave trade I

669
00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:10,500
think America pretty much takes the the

670
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:13,380
heat for a good chunk of that

671
00:29:18,649 --> 00:29:16,620
only uh slavery only existed in America

672
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:18,659
yeah but Brazil's got you know it's got

673
00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:21,600
its own history nope only America and

674
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:23,880
Brazil is one of the countries with the

675
00:29:28,090 --> 00:29:26,220
with the most consumers on Google's

676
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:28,100
platform and their

677
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:30,960
and there one finds this app that

678
00:29:37,370 --> 00:29:34,559
recalls an air of slavery but uh with

679
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:37,380
bonuses bonuses for those who torture

680
00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:41,640
the most oh wow holy [\h__\h] the [\h__\h] wow

681
00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:43,140
that's crazy

682
00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:45,240
that's taking it to like past the

683
00:29:49,610 --> 00:29:48,480
educational level and now you're just

684
00:29:51,409 --> 00:29:49,620
getting into like almost kind of like

685
00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:51,419
smut gameplay now you're just an

686
00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:53,640
entertainment land I mean it's it's it's

687
00:29:57,649 --> 00:29:55,500
not even like what like Grand Theft Auto

688
00:30:03,549 --> 00:29:57,659
is a fictional world

689
00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:07,130
La New York and uh okay Miami and

690
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:09,179
fictional characters fictional

691
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:12,779
characters in a somewhat realistic world

692
00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:14,240
yeah

693
00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:18,120
uh Google has spoken out against the so

694
00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:21,360
uh okay so uh goes on to say this is not

695
00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:24,360
only about racism but also fascism she

696
00:30:30,049 --> 00:30:27,480
told the AFP here in Brazil we have a

697
00:30:32,210 --> 00:30:30,059
neo-fascist movement that it that is not

698
00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:32,220
afraid to show itself because a lack of

699
00:30:40,850 --> 00:30:38,330
um

700
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:40,860
Google has spoken out against the bill

701
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:43,260
seeking to stem online disinformation in

702
00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:44,940
Brazil saying it seriously threatens

703
00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:47,700
free speech so okay so I guess Google's

704
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:49,500
saying we'll do our best to make sure

705
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:52,320
this stuff doesn't get out there but

706
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:53,880
we're trying to really promote Free

707
00:30:59,029 --> 00:30:56,000
Speech everywhere but the United States

708
00:31:00,710 --> 00:30:59,039
we're big on Free Speech unless you

709
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:00,720
pointed out that you don't like it yeah

710
00:31:07,850 --> 00:31:06,230
it goes right next to each other because

711
00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:07,860
that worked pretty well yeah they were

712
00:31:13,909 --> 00:31:09,779
pretty well all right we'll we'll move

713
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:13,919
we'll move on and uh see what else we we

714
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:16,919
got here we go uh let's see if I can do

715
00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:26,510
[Applause]

716
00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:29,690
not not a fan of the uh the the musical

717
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:31,980
instruments it's tough to do multiple

718
00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:34,320
drops with music unless they're in the

719
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:35,460
same key

720
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:37,260
and I did not write those in the same

721
00:31:46,669 --> 00:31:43,010
um

722
00:31:48,289 --> 00:31:46,679
speaking of uh well here I'll change

723
00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:48,299
things up and do some a little

724
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:50,340
paranormal news

725
00:31:54,649 --> 00:31:52,020
this is from Discord

726
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:54,659
not from Discord I do have some stuff in

727
00:32:00,769 --> 00:31:56,880
Discord uh paranormal related I'll cover

728
00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:02,330
I have some paranormal too when you want

729
00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:05,340
to get to it okay great

730
00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:11,450
let's see here oh yeah Connecticut

731
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:15,799
witches have been exonerated over

732
00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:18,960
370 years later I love that headline

733
00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:21,360
piece of news

734
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:24,600
uh lawmakers in the state have uh voted

735
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:27,240
to exonerate dozens of individuals who

736
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:29,460
were convicted of Witchcraft hundreds of

737
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:30,659
years ago

738
00:32:35,570 --> 00:32:32,760
it was a little late don't you think

739
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:35,580
wait are they still alive I would well

740
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:37,320
if they're still alive that would almost

741
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:40,140
prove that their wishes right and then

742
00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:42,240
you shouldn't really exonerate them we

743
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:43,980
want to exonerate these women from 300

744
00:32:47,990 --> 00:32:45,840
years ago and they're here today wait a

745
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:48,000
minute Burnham

746
00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:51,260
no I I I'm pretty sure that they're dead

747
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:53,520
uh being convicted I don't want you to

748
00:32:57,230 --> 00:32:54,960
believe yeah well being convicted of

749
00:33:00,230 --> 00:32:57,240
Witchcraft in colonial America was no

750
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:00,240
trivial matter not only were there uh

751
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:02,520
were you unlikely to be given a fair or

752
00:33:06,409 --> 00:33:04,620
objective trial but the punishment for

753
00:33:08,389 --> 00:33:06,419
being found guilty typically involved

754
00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:08,399
being put to death usually at the end of

755
00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:09,299
a rope

756
00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:12,240
uh while typically at the end of a row

757
00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:13,799
not all I thought they burned them I

758
00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:15,120
thought so too like burned the witch

759
00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:17,640
burn them at the stake or stone them or

760
00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:19,679
uh throw them in the in the in the lake

761
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:21,419
and if they drowned they weren't witches

762
00:33:24,889 --> 00:33:23,220
I think there was a Monty Python method

763
00:33:27,289 --> 00:33:24,899
for determining that was pretty common

764
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:27,299
actually wasn't okay

765
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:29,700
well it's obviously too late for those

766
00:33:33,529 --> 00:33:31,440
who were executed the descendants of

767
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:33,539
these uh convict convicted witches have

768
00:33:38,029 --> 00:33:35,399
long campaigned lawmakers in the United

769
00:33:41,570 --> 00:33:38,039
States to exonerate their ancestors now

770
00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:41,580
thanks to the tireless efforts of the CT

771
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:43,580
witch trial exoneration project

772
00:33:49,389 --> 00:33:46,860
officials in Connecticut have this month

773
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:49,399
have this month voted

774
00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:51,440
33-1

775
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:55,080
to exonerate 12 individuals who have

776
00:33:59,630 --> 00:33:57,059
been wrongly convicted of Witchcraft in

777
00:34:02,950 --> 00:33:59,640
the state who's that one person who are

778
00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:02,960
the pope who said I am not exonerating

779
00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:05,279
these all in favor

780
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:07,460
aye [\h__\h] them

781
00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:10,320
opposed to the guy in the back hey

782
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:16,490
I want to know if that one person does

783
00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:18,599
that hold out

784
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:21,000
uh okay he actually talks about the one

785
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:23,760
vote was it Steve torquamada no it

786
00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:26,040
wasn't Steve torkamada I don't think

787
00:34:33,109 --> 00:34:29,839
Steve took him out was was there Tom

788
00:34:35,149 --> 00:34:33,119
and Tom humabukuro was the holdout vote

789
00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:35,159
but if it looks like the the one vote

790
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:37,320
against came from Senator Rob Sampson

791
00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:40,379
who argued that it was Samson yeah Rob

792
00:34:46,430 --> 00:34:43,440
Sampson who argued it was wrong to

793
00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:46,440
dictate what was right or wrong about

794
00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:48,839
periods of the past that we have no

795
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:54,290
so that is what a chicken [\h__\h] statement

796
00:34:59,329 --> 00:34:55,320
to say

797
00:35:02,270 --> 00:34:59,339
uh you can you can observe the past and

798
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:02,280
acknowledge that wrongs were done and

799
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:04,260
that they shouldn't have been done that

800
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:05,880
way you can't fix the past like that but

801
00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:07,920
you can acknowledge that bad decisions

802
00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:10,020
were made and acknowledging that

803
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:12,119
hopefully prevents those same bad

804
00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:14,160
decisions not being repeated here in the

805
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:16,800
present and in the future but Rob uh

806
00:35:20,569 --> 00:35:19,200
Samson Senator Rob sense uh Samson does

807
00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:20,579
not believe that

808
00:35:24,349 --> 00:35:22,140
don't you have a drop of somebody saying

809
00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:24,359
mistakes were made we have I have a lot

810
00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:26,280
of drop saying mistakes were made I

811
00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:27,660
acknowledge that mistakes were made

812
00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:29,820
mistakes were made clearly mistakes were

813
00:35:34,849 --> 00:35:32,700
made a serious mistake was made not

814
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:34,859
according to Senator Rob Samson he can't

815
00:35:37,910 --> 00:35:36,420
judge the past it's not for us to tell

816
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:37,920
whether that was a mistake or not he

817
00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:39,920
can't judge the past like that

818
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:42,780
uh quote I don't want to see bills that

819
00:35:47,030 --> 00:35:44,460
rightfully or wrongfully attempt to

820
00:35:50,210 --> 00:35:47,040
paint America as a bad place with a bad

821
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:50,220
history I want to focus on where we're

822
00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:52,260
going which is a brighter and better

823
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:54,420
future

824
00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:55,859
okay

825
00:36:00,050 --> 00:35:58,260
well I think you could only have a

826
00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:00,060
brighter and better future if you do

827
00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:02,579
learn from mistakes and acknowledge

828
00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:04,500
mistakes

829
00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:07,020
this is coming from the same world where

830
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:08,940
we have slavery simulator now for

831
00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:10,560
Android

832
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:12,240
they took that down though it's all good

833
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:14,640
okay so it's fine it's fine they took

834
00:36:19,550 --> 00:36:17,220
that down mistakes were made mistakes

835
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:19,560
were made there clearly mistakes were

836
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:20,460
made

837
00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:22,980
yeah here's George H.W bush to apologize

838
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:25,980
for us uh the average the advocacy group

839
00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:27,540
meanwhile was very pleased with the

840
00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:29,820
result of the vote uh quote we are

841
00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:31,619
grateful to descendants Advocates

842
00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:33,960
historians legislators of both parties

843
00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:35,820
and many others who made this official

844
00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:38,280
resolution possible they said we will

845
00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:39,660
continue to advocate for historical

846
00:36:47,390 --> 00:36:43,500
education and memorialization of the

847
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:47,400
witch witch trials witch trial victims

848
00:36:52,550 --> 00:36:49,980
yeah I mean with trials listen whether

849
00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:52,560
they are witches or not uh let's let

850
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:55,920
bygones be bygones at this point

851
00:37:01,849 --> 00:36:58,400
clearly some are witches

852
00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:01,859
there's probably at least one maybe yeah

853
00:37:07,849 --> 00:37:05,160
100 sure so like whether or not all of

854
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:07,859
them are witches and no maybe one or two

855
00:37:11,569 --> 00:37:10,320
gave the rest of them a bad name and you

856
00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:11,579
shouldn't have killed all of them maybe

857
00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:15,140
just like a small percentage of them

858
00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:17,460
so you can exonerate some of them but

859
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:19,140
not all of them well I would say

860
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:21,900
wholesale exoneration but acknowledge

861
00:37:26,690 --> 00:37:23,760
that some were definitely were witches

862
00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:26,700
in order to appease Senator Rob Sampson

863
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:29,880
so who are who are we to judge Mike uh

864
00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:34,760
Rob Sampson uh can can judge this Bob

865
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:36,900
uh so okay

866
00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:40,440
I guess you know if there is a

867
00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:42,420
there's a like a lot of articles about

868
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:47,280
the the memories that your DNA can have

869
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:50,579
that's Pat like ancestral DNA I read a

870
00:37:53,810 --> 00:37:52,380
little read up on like this quite a bit

871
00:37:55,329 --> 00:37:53,820
there's a lot of talk about this like

872
00:38:04,849 --> 00:37:55,339
past

873
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:04,859
your lineage could impact you as a

874
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:06,119
person and I think there's like a lot of

875
00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:07,920
talk about this and I guess if

876
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:09,720
acknowledging

877
00:38:14,329 --> 00:38:11,760
in some way that some bad things did

878
00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:14,339
happen can alleviate some of that then I

879
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:17,220
guess do it it's it there was a school

880
00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:19,140
of thought when um people were in

881
00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:21,240
Victorian folks were debating

882
00:38:24,109 --> 00:38:22,800
um The evolutionary theory there's a

883
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:24,119
school of thought that one's Behavior

884
00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:25,920
would carry on and I want to say that

885
00:38:31,010 --> 00:38:28,500
was Huxley who brought that up but I'm

886
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:31,020
that may be lamarckian I I'm out of my

887
00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:33,780
depth here but that to your point that

888
00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:36,000
you say well if you're if your parents

889
00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:37,800
were bad people

890
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:40,740
you just by nature of their behavior

891
00:38:46,069 --> 00:38:44,400
will will have that in your in your not

892
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:46,079
your upbringing but in your uh in your

893
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:47,760
makeup so you will be a bad person too

894
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:49,859
yeah it's a bad way to look at things it

895
00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:51,780
really is because then you could just

896
00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:54,240
say well you come from a bad family

897
00:38:59,329 --> 00:38:56,160
therefore you're most likely going to be

898
00:39:02,150 --> 00:38:59,339
bad and you need to go to jail right now

899
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:02,160
yeah you need to go to jail so Israel

900
00:39:06,349 --> 00:39:04,560
it's a lamarckian inheritance theory is

901
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:06,359
what it's known as so I give myself

902
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:08,220
three quarters credit for getting a name

903
00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:10,619
after I got Huxley who was wrong not bad

904
00:39:17,329 --> 00:39:11,940
not bad because Huxley was a big

905
00:39:19,970 --> 00:39:18,050
um

906
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:19,980
was a big supporter of Darwin

907
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:27,290
is exactly what you're describing

908
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:29,160
standpoint of behavior can be passed on

909
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:31,560
yeah which is [\h__\h]

910
00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:36,560
[Music]

911
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:38,780
where's the [\h__\h]

912
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:41,220
hey hey you only did one of those I

913
00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:43,260
didn't no I did I did too you listen

914
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:46,920
listen closely what the [\h__\h] man I'm

915
00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:53,870
I mean dude listen you said piss right

916
00:39:58,790 --> 00:39:56,820
at the beginning what is this [\h__\h] okay

917
00:40:00,710 --> 00:39:58,800
well this is not much it disappears

918
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:00,720
right into his what this is not much of

919
00:40:06,609 --> 00:40:03,480
a family show is it this really isn't I

920
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:06,619
mean let's see if I can

921
00:40:14,270 --> 00:40:11,460
I'm trying to stack my my uh my family's

922
00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:14,280
my family Clips but no I can't

923
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:16,020
trying to

924
00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:18,540
no it's not working

925
00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:20,280
no okay

926
00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:21,599
all right

927
00:40:25,609 --> 00:40:24,060
uh why don't you take a headline over

928
00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:25,619
there question when you take a headline

929
00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:27,480
do you want paranormal yet or not yeah

930
00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:30,240
let's do a little paranormal all right

931
00:40:42,950 --> 00:40:40,670
wow did you get the Schwarzenegger going

932
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:42,960
and everything yeah uh let me do some

933
00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:44,880
scrolling here through the massive list

934
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:46,020
of news

935
00:40:53,390 --> 00:40:51,960
paranormal meets real estate oh

936
00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:53,400
sort of

937
00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:55,500
oh I love this

938
00:40:59,630 --> 00:40:58,500
so this is like real estate slash

939
00:41:03,829 --> 00:40:59,640
like

940
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:06,530
okay I'm in the I'm into this kind of

941
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:07,800
stuff I'm always looking for a good deal

942
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:17,030
no okay here we go

943
00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:19,910
uh the Country House is now offering

944
00:41:31,970 --> 00:41:28,670
uh so I like this uh would you go

945
00:41:33,530 --> 00:41:31,980
camping at The Conjuring house well not

946
00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:33,540
wait no wait

947
00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:36,000
I don't know maybe

948
00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:37,440
yeah

949
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:40,020
it depends I haven't seen The Conjuring

950
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:41,640
so I don't know what that it's not I

951
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:43,740
mean it's it's a well-made movie but

952
00:41:50,450 --> 00:41:46,640
it's spooky as heck

953
00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:50,460
oh no this is about uh I I think the the

954
00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:53,400
family that tried to investigate the

955
00:41:57,770 --> 00:41:56,099
Amityville hor like house I think I

956
00:42:00,829 --> 00:41:57,780
don't know I don't know but I think it's

957
00:42:03,109 --> 00:42:00,839
a husband and wife paranormal team uh

958
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:03,119
parapsychologist who who go and

959
00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:04,380
investigate

960
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:07,500
the hauntings and I think maybe they're

961
00:42:10,730 --> 00:42:08,760
investigating hauntings and they come

962
00:42:13,069 --> 00:42:10,740
home to their nice quiet country house

963
00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:13,079
and there's hauntings something like

964
00:42:17,630 --> 00:42:15,420
that I guess okay but uh would you go

965
00:42:19,730 --> 00:42:17,640
camping at The Conjuring house well you

966
00:42:21,890 --> 00:42:19,740
can do just that as outdoor camping

967
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:21,900
experiences are now available at the

968
00:42:27,349 --> 00:42:24,720
home made famous by the 2013 horror

969
00:42:30,609 --> 00:42:27,359
movie the house which is located in a

970
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:30,619
small Rhode Island Town uh

971
00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:34,260
burriverville is allegedly haunted

972
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:36,300
allegedly

973
00:42:40,069 --> 00:42:38,099
uh quote this is your chance to

974
00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:40,079
experience what has earned The Conjuring

975
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:42,420
house it's legendary status according to

976
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:44,760
the country's House website the spirits

977
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:47,760
are calling are you brave enough to

978
00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:49,980
answer are you Tough Enough

979
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:52,440
I don't know if I'm gonna go it I don't

980
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:54,540
know I I don't like this kind of stuff I

981
00:42:58,190 --> 00:42:56,760
don't know if I'm gonna go yes

982
00:42:59,030 --> 00:42:58,200
I'm just going to say looking at this

983
00:42:59,750 --> 00:42:59,040
house

984
00:43:02,390 --> 00:42:59,760
um

985
00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:02,400
it does not look well maintained it

986
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:04,380
looks creepy

987
00:43:08,390 --> 00:43:06,660
looks like it's full of mold probably

988
00:43:10,069 --> 00:43:08,400
some fungus you're gonna get some black

989
00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:10,079
mold here probably gonna come out with

990
00:43:14,270 --> 00:43:12,180
at least a runny nose and some coughing

991
00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:14,280
so that's not a good experience

992
00:43:19,609 --> 00:43:16,319
uh the ultimate paranormal Outdoor

993
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:19,619
Adventure incorporates ghosts in camping

994
00:43:27,910 --> 00:43:24,960
or what has been dubbed as G jamping GA

995
00:43:31,970 --> 00:43:29,470
camping

996
00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:31,980
guess we'll need to pack their bags as

997
00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:33,900
well as a whole lot of courage to get

998
00:43:39,710 --> 00:43:36,839
ready for paranormal activities of

999
00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:39,720
investigating like bourbon or what yeah

1000
00:43:43,309 --> 00:43:41,040
I guess

1001
00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:43,319
uh the new gaming experience will take

1002
00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:46,260
you beyond the walls

1003
00:43:51,410 --> 00:43:47,880
beyond the walls of The Conjuring house

1004
00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:51,420
and immerse you in a land for an

1005
00:43:55,910 --> 00:43:53,280
unforgettable overnight investigation

1006
00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:55,920
within the walls of our three to four

1007
00:44:01,490 --> 00:43:58,079
person tents the website notes with only

1008
00:44:04,190 --> 00:44:01,500
four well within the walls of our three

1009
00:44:06,650 --> 00:44:04,200
to four person tents what the Yeah you

1010
00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:06,660
within the walls of our three to four

1011
00:44:11,329 --> 00:44:09,180
person tests aren't those walls just

1012
00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:11,339
pieces of canvas or most likely nylon

1013
00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:20,390
I'm hearing I'm hearing two different

1014
00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:22,680
answers there are are they or aren't

1015
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:32,270
with uh only eight sites available these

1016
00:44:36,230 --> 00:44:34,260
These are the perfect base for your

1017
00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:36,240
overnight adventures in this iconic

1018
00:44:40,609 --> 00:44:39,000
location visitors are to bring their own

1019
00:44:42,530 --> 00:44:40,619
equipment to investigate what might

1020
00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:42,540
await uh them in the darkness because

1021
00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:45,300
this excursion is sure to test your

1022
00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:48,900
capacity to experience the Paranormal

1023
00:44:53,329 --> 00:44:50,400
you know I'm reading that previous

1024
00:44:54,829 --> 00:44:53,339
sentence there and it still confuses me

1025
00:44:56,870 --> 00:44:54,839
um immerse you in the land for an

1026
00:44:58,970 --> 00:44:56,880
unforgettable overnight investigation

1027
00:45:01,010 --> 00:44:58,980
within the walls of our three to four

1028
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:01,020
percent so you can only investigate

1029
00:45:04,849 --> 00:45:03,180
things within your tent

1030
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:04,859
it's not clear

1031
00:45:11,089 --> 00:45:08,460
and investigate anything you want as

1032
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:11,099
long as it's within that tent yeah

1033
00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:13,680
it's I I'm assuming that they can't keep

1034
00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:15,540
you in the tent the entire night it's

1035
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:17,400
probably like you can't

1036
00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:18,780
you got to go out and use the bathroom

1037
00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:20,700
not least you're just expecting you to

1038
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:23,040
relieve yourself in the tent with three

1039
00:45:28,790 --> 00:45:26,359
other people in there that's bizarre

1040
00:45:31,430 --> 00:45:28,800
after dark I'm not gonna pay good money

1041
00:45:33,550 --> 00:45:31,440
I need privacy when I when I relieve

1042
00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:33,560
myself I'm not going to do that

1043
00:45:37,490 --> 00:45:35,400
uh

1044
00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:37,500
I would imagine you'd be able to tour

1045
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:40,560
the ground you would be able to uh set

1046
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:43,020
up your your ghost meters your your EVPs

1047
00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:45,300
your recording devices in order to

1048
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:47,700
capture the sounds of spirits that uh

1049
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:49,800
have long since past people who may

1050
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:51,960
still haunt the property I've seen a

1051
00:45:55,609 --> 00:45:53,460
ghost investigations on this property

1052
00:45:58,849 --> 00:45:55,619
and they still pick up creepy stuff

1053
00:46:02,270 --> 00:45:58,859
there now bio accounts the the amount of

1054
00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:02,280
hauntings have gone down but they still

1055
00:46:06,829 --> 00:46:05,280
I they still report activity at this

1056
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:06,839
property and it's just not the house

1057
00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:08,640
itself it's like the entire property

1058
00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:11,220
does have aspects of of Paranormal

1059
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:12,240
Activity

1060
00:46:16,370 --> 00:46:14,520
so there I think there is like a value

1061
00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:16,380
there if you're a hardcore Ghost Hunter

1062
00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:19,920
there is value to this now how much are

1063
00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:24,180
they charging well uh 20 dates from June

1064
00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:27,680
to October are available starting at 300

1065
00:46:32,310 --> 00:46:31,020
per night for camping

1066
00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:32,320
gee

1067
00:46:36,890 --> 00:46:34,440
[Applause]

1068
00:46:39,109 --> 00:46:36,900
for campy 300 per night and we don't

1069
00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:39,119
even know what the amenities are with

1070
00:46:44,089 --> 00:46:40,740
this if this sounds like they give you a

1071
00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:44,099
tent it's not even clear it's a three or

1072
00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:46,800
four four person we don't know it's not

1073
00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:48,540
clear a lot of things just are not clear

1074
00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:49,380
here

1075
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:51,599
uh maybe that means you book three and

1076
00:46:55,069 --> 00:46:52,920
they will give you a fourth person who

1077
00:46:56,329 --> 00:46:55,079
may or may not be a ghost hmm well that

1078
00:46:58,790 --> 00:46:56,339
would be a benefit then that's a

1079
00:47:01,849 --> 00:46:58,800
guaranteed haunting

1080
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:01,859
uh eight campsites were rated on the

1081
00:47:07,430 --> 00:47:04,440
Fright factor of one to ten so guests

1082
00:47:08,990 --> 00:47:07,440
can better plan their evening

1083
00:47:10,910 --> 00:47:09,000
so there are certain campsites there

1084
00:47:12,950 --> 00:47:10,920
that are more frightening than other

1085
00:47:15,470 --> 00:47:12,960
campsites yeah the ones closer to the

1086
00:47:17,809 --> 00:47:15,480
turrets maybe that's horrifying I'm

1087
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:17,819
hearing weird noises out there there's a

1088
00:47:21,470 --> 00:47:19,260
bunch of gurgling and groaning the

1089
00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:21,480
mirrors a bunch of weird stuff all night

1090
00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:24,480
we're definitely hotter here also it

1091
00:47:29,270 --> 00:47:26,700
really stinks

1092
00:47:31,069 --> 00:47:29,280
I think Bigfoot's closes things like

1093
00:47:36,130 --> 00:47:31,079
Bigfoot around here

1094
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:39,230
Chinese ghosts are now good hygiene

1095
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:41,750
there has no visit again three stars

1096
00:47:47,329 --> 00:47:45,240
[Laughter]

1097
00:47:49,309 --> 00:47:47,339
uh there have been existing overnight

1098
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:49,319
bookings at the house with guest stain

1099
00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:51,420
within the home tours of The Conjuring

1100
00:47:56,109 --> 00:47:53,099
house which are led by experienced

1101
00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:56,119
guides are also offered

1102
00:48:00,530 --> 00:47:58,619
journey through this Infamous house and

1103
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:00,540
learn about its history and the spirits

1104
00:48:05,870 --> 00:48:04,140
that remain here their website notes

1105
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:05,880
so yeah the yeah the house was made

1106
00:48:09,589 --> 00:48:08,760
famous by Ed in Lorraine Warren

1107
00:48:12,050 --> 00:48:09,599
um

1108
00:48:14,329 --> 00:48:12,060
and that so I think that's uh so The

1109
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:14,339
Conjuring movies follow Ed and Lorraine

1110
00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:21,170
um by the way the website uh the link at

1111
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:22,440
the bottom there actually there's a lot

1112
00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:23,760
of good stuff on their website this is a

1113
00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:25,140
really first of all really well put

1114
00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:27,740
together website and lots of details on

1115
00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:30,660
camping there as well as the other

1116
00:48:34,190 --> 00:48:32,460
things going on tours and whatnot at the

1117
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:34,200
at the house that's a pretty cool

1118
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:35,819
website starts off with like this video

1119
00:48:42,770 --> 00:48:39,060
intro walking through the house uh

1120
00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:42,780
experiences uh overweight men trying to

1121
00:48:47,990 --> 00:48:45,180
look for ghosts uh some guy messing with

1122
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:48,000
his phone yeah typically it's overweight

1123
00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:49,980
guys in their 40s that are really

1124
00:48:54,109 --> 00:48:52,020
interested in ghosts tourists wearing

1125
00:48:56,390 --> 00:48:54,119
shorts that are way too short with lots

1126
00:48:58,670 --> 00:48:56,400
of stuff in the pockets yeah as as like

1127
00:49:01,309 --> 00:48:58,680
uh middle-aged men as their favorite NFL

1128
00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:01,319
teams stop doing as well they get more

1129
00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:04,260
interested in looking for ghosts

1130
00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:06,000
we didn't make the playoff this year I'm

1131
00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:08,540
gonna go look for ghosts

1132
00:49:14,210 --> 00:49:12,240
damn Bengals where's those ghosts yeah

1133
00:49:17,089 --> 00:49:14,220
oh you can rent the house for uh private

1134
00:49:19,670 --> 00:49:17,099
events what about marriages can you get

1135
00:49:21,589 --> 00:49:19,680
married there yes example events could

1136
00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:21,599
include weddings number one on the list

1137
00:49:26,329 --> 00:49:23,880
really weddings partings team building

1138
00:49:27,829 --> 00:49:26,339
events now there there you go you do

1139
00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:27,839
your next corporate event there and you

1140
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:30,300
scared the [\h__\h] out of the new people

1141
00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:32,160
yeah

1142
00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:34,280
I don't like going to these areas

1143
00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:38,160
because I am of the belief of a a

1144
00:49:44,390 --> 00:49:41,880
paranormal attachments like uh you put

1145
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:44,400
yourself in a situation where there is

1146
00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:46,260
Paranormal Activity

1147
00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:48,780
and then next thing you know you have a

1148
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:52,079
ghost attaching itself to you and

1149
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:53,760
wreaking havoc through your life like we

1150
00:49:59,630 --> 00:49:55,920
talked about that creepy oh I'm sorry

1151
00:50:02,710 --> 00:49:59,640
beautiful doll down in the in the family

1152
00:50:06,050 --> 00:50:02,720
or Michael or Pete or that that's

1153
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:06,060
cursed doll what was his name down in

1154
00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:09,119
the Florida Keys and if you made fun of

1155
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:11,819
it if you said bad things about it you

1156
00:50:16,069 --> 00:50:13,260
try to take his picture without his

1157
00:50:18,710 --> 00:50:16,079
permission you made any sort of like

1158
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:18,720
weird eye you give it the evil eye and

1159
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:21,780
then your life was cursed and there's

1160
00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:23,760
many an example of people that were

1161
00:50:28,790 --> 00:50:26,220
going up to that doll making fun of it

1162
00:50:31,190 --> 00:50:28,800
and then their life is just ruined and

1163
00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:31,200
he's committing suicide right there it's

1164
00:50:35,990 --> 00:50:33,660
just crazy so I like like I'm fascinated

1165
00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:36,000
by the Paranormal I will observe it from

1166
00:50:40,010 --> 00:50:37,440
a distance I don't know if I want to put

1167
00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:40,020
myself in those situations to where uh I

1168
00:50:45,890 --> 00:50:42,900
can be susceptible to Spirit attachment

1169
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:45,900
I don't want that that's right

1170
00:50:48,650 --> 00:50:47,700
well I would just wonder how well would

1171
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:48,660
it go over if you said we're going to

1172
00:50:51,650 --> 00:50:50,160
have our corporate team building event

1173
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:51,660
here

1174
00:50:56,390 --> 00:50:54,020
I think some people might be into it

1175
00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:56,400
especially if you have a younger team

1176
00:51:00,410 --> 00:50:58,380
and that younger team they're on Tick

1177
00:51:02,569 --> 00:51:00,420
Tock they're probably familiar with Tick

1178
00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:02,579
Tock witches they're familiar uh more

1179
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:04,740
with Paranormal Activity I think it

1180
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:06,540
might be a pretty excellent team

1181
00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:09,119
building opportunity

1182
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:10,440
it's also a good opportunity to play

1183
00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:12,720
pranks on people sure you can do your

1184
00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:14,400
risk assessment for business strategy

1185
00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:16,020
there too using a Ouija board that's

1186
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:17,220
right we're going to identify our key

1187
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:18,780
performance indicators using this Ouija

1188
00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:19,760
board

1189
00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:21,960
just keeps telling me to [\h__\h] off I'm

1190
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:25,280
not sure what that is I'll do it

1191
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:27,720
evil Bob told me to [\h__\h] off through the

1192
00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:31,140
Ouija board these kpis are [\h__\h] man

1193
00:51:36,290 --> 00:51:34,980
uh 300 bucks a night nah nah I don't

1194
00:51:38,089 --> 00:51:36,300
think yeah does that does that I'm just

1195
00:51:39,589 --> 00:51:38,099
curious does that come with something do

1196
00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:39,599
you get something for that 300 bucks a

1197
00:51:42,609 --> 00:51:40,800
night

1198
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:42,619
you get the tents

1199
00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:45,780
that's what you get you get the 10.

1200
00:51:49,069 --> 00:51:47,880
I think that's what you can expect I'm

1201
00:51:51,410 --> 00:51:49,079
looking through the I'm looking through

1202
00:51:54,890 --> 00:51:51,420
the webpage here for the the camp the

1203
00:51:58,069 --> 00:51:54,900
I'm sorry the camping experience

1204
00:51:59,870 --> 00:51:58,079
um and I don't think you get

1205
00:52:01,910 --> 00:51:59,880
there's a trailer I'm not sleeping in no

1206
00:52:03,710 --> 00:52:01,920
trailer that's even worse yeah I'd

1207
00:52:06,049 --> 00:52:03,720
rather not sleep oh you can sleep in the

1208
00:52:08,329 --> 00:52:06,059
pet cemetery oh that's nice

1209
00:52:11,809 --> 00:52:08,339
yeah don't do that I'd rather not sleep

1210
00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:11,819
in a pet cemetery but you know taste

1211
00:52:15,589 --> 00:52:14,099
their own you must read the following or

1212
00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:15,599
risk being asked to leave without a

1213
00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:17,590
refund okay

1214
00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:18,300
[Music]

1215
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:19,680
um

1216
00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:28,670
okay uh you got a guided tour the

1217
00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:30,540
merchandise room is open overnight

1218
00:52:35,150 --> 00:52:32,880
investigation begins you can investigate

1219
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:35,160
anywhere on the property including

1220
00:52:41,329 --> 00:52:38,460
around other campsites but stay out of

1221
00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:41,339
their tents oh

1222
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:44,099
uh starting at 10 p.m quiet hours per

1223
00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:46,260
Town ordinance you can still investigate

1224
00:52:55,030 --> 00:52:54,049
not sure really what that means

1225
00:52:59,089 --> 00:52:55,040
um

1226
00:53:01,549 --> 00:52:59,099
1am your private investigation at your

1227
00:53:04,970 --> 00:53:01,559
tent area begins investigate your site

1228
00:53:08,329 --> 00:53:04,980
in other areas without tents a 50-foot

1229
00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:08,339
buffer no-go Zone takes effect wow

1230
00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:09,800
they're pretty hardcore about this

1231
00:53:13,730 --> 00:53:11,700
there's people out there with like

1232
00:53:15,370 --> 00:53:13,740
measuring sticks yeah I guess so tell

1233
00:53:18,609 --> 00:53:15,380
them to shut up

1234
00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:18,619
49 feet get out of here

1235
00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:20,640
all right I'm gonna shut up and take

1236
00:53:25,010 --> 00:53:22,680
your calls no no we're not taking calls

1237
00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:25,020
10 a.m is checkout time please bring all

1238
00:53:28,910 --> 00:53:26,460
of your trash to the receptacles before

1239
00:53:31,010 --> 00:53:28,920
you leave leave nothing behind there is

1240
00:53:35,390 --> 00:53:31,020
no formal checkout process you just

1241
00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:35,400
peace out okay weird

1242
00:53:38,930 --> 00:53:36,359
um

1243
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:38,940
yeah I'm not sure I'm I'm 300 seems like

1244
00:53:44,510 --> 00:53:41,640
a lot for uh wander around somebody's

1245
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:44,520
yard and stay in their tent yeah it does

1246
00:53:48,470 --> 00:53:46,260
it does say they have Wi-Fi though so

1247
00:53:49,849 --> 00:53:48,480
that's good bone that's a bonus ghosts

1248
00:53:51,530 --> 00:53:49,859
love to connect they like the free Wi-Fi

1249
00:53:54,530 --> 00:53:51,540
some of those ghosts they don't have

1250
00:53:55,730 --> 00:53:54,540
newer phones you have to um uh kind of

1251
00:53:58,190 --> 00:53:55,740
keep them up to date on what's going on

1252
00:54:01,609 --> 00:53:58,200
around the world so um plan for plenty

1253
00:54:03,349 --> 00:54:01,619
of time for that using your iPad

1254
00:54:05,150 --> 00:54:03,359
uh what do you say do you want to take a

1255
00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:05,160
few phone calls let's take some phone

1256
00:54:11,390 --> 00:54:07,140
calls sure let's take a few phone calls

1257
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,130
foreign

1258
00:54:19,370 --> 00:54:17,809
six one four that's why I cut off

1259
00:54:21,410 --> 00:54:19,380
because I had to run my limiter and open

1260
00:54:24,549 --> 00:54:21,420
up Skype and my computer just didn't

1261
00:54:28,970 --> 00:54:27,290
614-388-9109 and we'll take some phone

1262
00:54:31,190 --> 00:54:28,980
calls let's go ahead and take the phone

1263
00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:31,200
calls

1264
00:54:37,010 --> 00:54:33,540
caller you're on the air

1265
00:54:40,609 --> 00:54:37,020
I just want to say thank you to to you

1266
00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:40,619
Joe crush it into the whole piss on me

1267
00:54:45,230 --> 00:54:42,660
little holiday y'all have done you have

1268
00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:45,240
no idea how much y'all mean to us yeah

1269
00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:47,220
I've been the biggest supporters of my

1270
00:55:04,549 --> 00:54:54,589
Vegas

1271
00:55:12,049 --> 00:55:09,530
long story short uh I was front row at

1272
00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:12,059
the Las Vegas sick new word it was a

1273
00:55:19,690 --> 00:55:16,559
14-hour festival my legs uh um damn near

1274
00:55:23,030 --> 00:55:19,700
gave out System of a Down I was getting

1275
00:55:25,970 --> 00:55:23,040
crushed by a uh

1276
00:55:27,710 --> 00:55:25,980
sea of people trying to make sure that

1277
00:55:29,569 --> 00:55:27,720
my woman had a little bit of breathed

1278
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:29,579
room while I had none

1279
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:32,339
just so we could see System of a Down

1280
00:55:35,990 --> 00:55:35,040
which was the headliner yeah but of

1281
00:55:39,049 --> 00:55:36,000
course

1282
00:55:41,089 --> 00:55:39,059
I saw every band of my childhood I've

1283
00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:41,099
never wanted to see which was P.O.D

1284
00:55:48,230 --> 00:55:44,220
Seville Deftones a corn of course

1285
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:48,240
Incubus and there was a new band that I

1286
00:55:53,089 --> 00:55:50,760
never heard of until I saw them and now

1287
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:53,099
I'm the biggest fan ever I cannot stop

1288
00:55:58,069 --> 00:55:55,260
listening to them they are punk band

1289
00:55:59,750 --> 00:55:58,079
Mike you probably know them turn style

1290
00:56:02,270 --> 00:55:59,760
oh yeah they're great yeah

1291
00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:02,280
this they freaking put on a show and I

1292
00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:04,740
know and we're gonna go see them live in

1293
00:56:11,510 --> 00:56:09,300
July they are opening for blink-182.

1294
00:56:13,430 --> 00:56:11,520
but anyways you you survived I mean this

1295
00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:13,440
is why I don't go into pits anymore

1296
00:56:17,809 --> 00:56:15,540
because what you're experiencing and

1297
00:56:20,270 --> 00:56:17,819
what you experience is like it's

1298
00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:20,280
suffocating and it is a battle when you

1299
00:56:23,690 --> 00:56:22,440
go into a pit it's like it's not like

1300
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:23,700
you don't enjoy the music you're just

1301
00:56:26,870 --> 00:56:25,740
trying to survive

1302
00:56:29,329 --> 00:56:26,880
yeah

1303
00:56:31,670 --> 00:56:29,339
you have you have two choices

1304
00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:31,680
you raise your hand and say help help

1305
00:56:38,809 --> 00:56:35,160
right and they get you out of there or

1306
00:56:41,510 --> 00:56:38,819
you go through the [\h__\h]

1307
00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:41,520
and what what I did was while I was

1308
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:44,220
getting pushed and almost trampled to

1309
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:46,980
the ground I'm singing the lyrics of the

1310
00:56:52,490 --> 00:56:49,800
songs completely fine with what's going

1311
00:56:54,890 --> 00:56:52,500
on but knowing that I'm going about to

1312
00:56:58,849 --> 00:56:54,900
pass out yeah you're gonna die

1313
00:57:01,010 --> 00:56:58,859
because I'm a die-hard fan dude you got

1314
00:57:03,049 --> 00:57:01,020
lucky man you're lucky you're you're a

1315
00:57:04,849 --> 00:57:03,059
bit of a younger man uh there are

1316
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:04,859
several times in my life when I was in a

1317
00:57:08,569 --> 00:57:06,300
pit where I thought it was gonna I was

1318
00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:08,579
gonna pass out now the pit protocol is

1319
00:57:12,349 --> 00:57:09,960
like when you fall down other people

1320
00:57:14,270 --> 00:57:12,359
around you should pick you up and bring

1321
00:57:17,450 --> 00:57:14,280
you to your feet doesn't always happen

1322
00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:17,460
sometimes you get trampled and uh you

1323
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:19,380
just get to stampeder to death but I'm

1324
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:22,260
glad you made it out there dude

1325
00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:24,660
yeah it was a

1326
00:57:30,829 --> 00:57:28,140
a winning lifetime experience

1327
00:57:33,230 --> 00:57:30,839
but very excruciating uh I could not get

1328
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:33,240
out of the bathtub that night my legs

1329
00:57:37,549 --> 00:57:35,880
were in shock yeah

1330
00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:37,559
I was having cramps are you gonna be

1331
00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:38,700
able to make it to the marriage you're

1332
00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:40,319
gonna be able to walk down the aisle

1333
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:44,300
okay July 15th is the wedding good good

1334
00:57:49,609 --> 00:57:47,640
blowtorch you need to add more stuff to

1335
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:49,619
your registry yeah Chris you're saying

1336
00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:50,760
you got to add more stuff to your

1337
00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:53,280
registry and I agree like you you have

1338
00:57:58,670 --> 00:57:55,740
very practical things on there

1339
00:58:01,190 --> 00:57:58,680
one thing that we are going to add uh

1340
00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:01,200
and we appreciate any and you know all

1341
00:58:05,390 --> 00:58:03,780
the help all the all the gifts but we

1342
00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:05,400
are starting and you know all about this

1343
00:58:11,690 --> 00:58:08,040
we're starting a garden yeah yeah we

1344
00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:11,700
planted uh tomatoes basil onion

1345
00:58:19,849 --> 00:58:18,530
everything a little bit of everything

1346
00:58:21,349 --> 00:58:19,859
but I love you I don't want to take up

1347
00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:21,359
too much time

1348
00:58:26,030 --> 00:58:23,700
but I think about y'all every day and

1349
00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:26,040
listen to reruns every day

1350
00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:27,720
well thank you blood torch you update

1351
00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:29,520
your wedding registry with guarding

1352
00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:31,559
relating items and I'm sure people would

1353
00:58:35,690 --> 00:58:34,200
love to buy that for you too oh my God

1354
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:35,700
thank you so much all right take care of

1355
00:58:41,630 --> 00:58:38,030
me I'm glad you're alive

1356
00:58:47,089 --> 00:58:44,450
System of Down we'll mess you up

1357
00:58:49,370 --> 00:58:47,099
caller you're on the air

1358
00:58:52,910 --> 00:58:49,380
hey guys uh hey it's uh Jared in

1359
00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:52,920
Jacksonville hey Jared hello hey uh so

1360
00:58:57,410 --> 00:58:55,260
we I'm considering doing something uh

1361
00:59:00,470 --> 00:58:57,420
big all right

1362
00:59:03,109 --> 00:59:00,480
and uh I've got a week coming up in July

1363
00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:03,119
that I'm off from work and I live in

1364
00:59:07,569 --> 00:59:05,460
Jacksonville Florida and I'm thinking

1365
00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:07,579
about going just going out to the beach

1366
00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:11,220
and walking North like uh you know

1367
00:59:18,109 --> 00:59:14,700
walking uh in in the evening uh

1368
00:59:19,609 --> 00:59:18,119
nighttime taking a tent with me and and

1369
00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:19,619
camping on the beach

1370
00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:23,720
uh and see how far I can get and either

1371
00:59:30,950 --> 00:59:27,140
find somewhere to walk to and fly back

1372
00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:30,960
or decide to walk back

1373
00:59:35,210 --> 00:59:32,160
um

1374
00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:35,220
like I would take my I would take money

1375
00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:37,500
with me and uh my phone and a battery

1376
00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:39,119
and

1377
00:59:50,089 --> 00:59:46,859
but it yeah I think it would be like

1378
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:50,099
um you know personal growth or

1379
00:59:53,870 --> 00:59:52,260
so you just doing this for like an

1380
00:59:55,549 --> 00:59:53,880
endurance test for yourself to say hey

1381
00:59:58,730 --> 00:59:55,559
I'm just going to take a backpack and

1382
01:00:01,069 --> 00:59:58,740
I'm gonna go North and see what happens

1383
01:00:04,490 --> 01:00:01,079
yeah I've done I've done a couple

1384
01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:04,500
triathlons and 15ks and 5Ks and all that

1385
01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:08,040
I'm a veteran uh so you know that's not

1386
01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:09,720
an issue and I'm

1387
01:00:16,370 --> 01:00:13,799
I'm trying to strategize on like not uh

1388
01:00:20,809 --> 01:00:16,380
not getting robbed while you're sleeping

1389
01:00:24,230 --> 01:00:20,819
and but if I sleep during the day and

1390
01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:24,240
well populated areas like uh there's

1391
01:00:28,609 --> 01:00:26,700
normally safety like that uh is there

1392
01:00:30,349 --> 01:00:28,619
anything you all can think of that I

1393
01:00:32,030 --> 01:00:30,359
might need to consider to do this yeah

1394
01:00:34,730 --> 01:00:32,040
there's a there's a bunch of things that

1395
01:00:36,890 --> 01:00:34,740
uh I would uh ask that you would uh take

1396
01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:36,900
with you especially for things like that

1397
01:00:40,430 --> 01:00:38,280
you're talking about like cigarettes

1398
01:00:42,049 --> 01:00:40,440
cigarettes and lottery tickets lottery

1399
01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:42,059
tickets with you and chewing Dubai

1400
01:00:48,589 --> 01:00:44,880
chewing tobacco Hot Pockets and honey

1401
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:48,599
buns and coffee and Gatorade and

1402
01:00:54,069 --> 01:00:52,200
Coca-Cola and aspirin and lighters yeah

1403
01:00:56,589 --> 01:00:54,079
definitely think lighters and ice cream

1404
01:00:59,630 --> 01:00:56,599
and potato chips

1405
01:01:02,870 --> 01:00:59,640
I would definitely take a couple MREs

1406
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:02,880
with me energy bars I would start out

1407
01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:05,339
with a gallon of water and you know I'd

1408
01:01:10,609 --> 01:01:08,520
stop and buy beer and uh and bring a

1409
01:01:11,630 --> 01:01:10,619
couple books with me and

1410
01:01:14,809 --> 01:01:11,640
um

1411
01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:14,819
but uh I I would say the only

1412
01:01:20,030 --> 01:01:17,400
recommendation is document your journey

1413
01:01:21,829 --> 01:01:20,040
whether it's not like like a video blog

1414
01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:21,839
or something like that something that

1415
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:24,000
you can update people because I would I

1416
01:01:28,549 --> 01:01:26,160
would be curious about your your journey

1417
01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:28,559
like what your what you're going through

1418
01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:30,420
what we're like where you're starting

1419
01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:33,599
off where you plan on on sleeping that

1420
01:01:37,609 --> 01:01:35,640
night what are some things to watch out

1421
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:37,619
for because it almost sounds like you're

1422
01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:40,619
kind of hoboing a little bit and yeah

1423
01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:43,200
that's a that's a fascinating little

1424
01:01:47,809 --> 01:01:45,240
journey for yourself or big Journey

1425
01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:47,819
document it make sure that you you

1426
01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:49,619
expose what you learn to other people

1427
01:01:53,569 --> 01:01:51,780
who may actually find your story

1428
01:01:54,890 --> 01:01:53,579
inspiring and want to do it themselves

1429
01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:54,900
yeah

1430
01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:56,760
okay

1431
01:02:00,049 --> 01:01:58,559
I mean you're a veteran you know how to

1432
01:02:01,549 --> 01:02:00,059
take care of yourself you probably have

1433
01:02:04,190 --> 01:02:01,559
been trained in the martial arts like

1434
01:02:09,349 --> 01:02:04,200
myself so you can handle yourself

1435
01:02:10,549 --> 01:02:09,359
yeah yeah uh hey uh a quick thing um I

1436
01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:10,559
keep thinking about

1437
01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:13,920
um the Vulcan mind meld yeah like how

1438
01:02:18,470 --> 01:02:16,440
awesome would it be to be able to get

1439
01:02:21,890 --> 01:02:18,480
into a conversation with someone and

1440
01:02:23,390 --> 01:02:21,900
like you learned their entire life and

1441
01:02:26,089 --> 01:02:23,400
everything that they've experienced from

1442
01:02:28,069 --> 01:02:26,099
their perspective and then while that's

1443
01:02:29,569 --> 01:02:28,079
going on they're learning about your

1444
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:29,579
entire life and everything from your

1445
01:02:35,329 --> 01:02:32,760
your perspective and then like are we

1446
01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:35,339
going that way with AI or with

1447
01:02:40,670 --> 01:02:38,160
um uh the hive mind or neural link I

1448
01:02:42,950 --> 01:02:40,680
think that's what uh Elon Musk is trying

1449
01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:42,960
to do with the neuralink in fact he just

1450
01:02:47,990 --> 01:02:45,480
got FEA approved after being denied

1451
01:02:50,690 --> 01:02:48,000
several times he have he has just gotten

1452
01:02:52,010 --> 01:02:50,700
FDA approval for human testing with the

1453
01:02:53,329 --> 01:02:52,020
neural link well I have the headline

1454
01:02:55,370 --> 01:02:53,339
here and I think what you're talking

1455
01:02:57,470 --> 01:02:55,380
about there is where we're going that

1456
01:02:59,210 --> 01:02:57,480
exchange information to where you don't

1457
01:03:02,150 --> 01:02:59,220
have to talk to anybody anymore anymore

1458
01:03:03,349 --> 01:03:02,160
you just download what they're asking

1459
01:03:04,549 --> 01:03:03,359
you and you're like okay I'll talk to

1460
01:03:06,589 --> 01:03:04,559
you I won't even talk to you later

1461
01:03:07,670 --> 01:03:06,599
because I know what you're going say

1462
01:03:10,910 --> 01:03:07,680
yeah

1463
01:03:13,549 --> 01:03:10,920
scary hey hey I told you all I keep

1464
01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:13,559
listening to older episodes and I keep

1465
01:03:18,349 --> 01:03:16,440
daydreaming like uh wouldn't it be

1466
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:18,359
awesome if uh I'm listening to an old

1467
01:03:23,510 --> 01:03:20,640
episode and you open up the phones and

1468
01:03:25,849 --> 01:03:23,520
then I call in from present day and I I

1469
01:03:28,789 --> 01:03:25,859
talk to you from it to an old episode

1470
01:03:34,809 --> 01:03:28,799
and I can drop a link to a uh a current

1471
01:03:38,390 --> 01:03:37,250
yeah this isn't some Inception stuff

1472
01:03:40,930 --> 01:03:38,400
here so

1473
01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:40,940
yeah what's your name

1474
01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:42,900
Jacksonville oh Jacksonville

1475
01:03:45,650 --> 01:03:43,579
Jacksonville

1476
01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:45,660
well uh Mike it was like three minutes

1477
01:03:50,270 --> 01:03:47,400
ago sorry good luck on your your Voyage

1478
01:03:51,950 --> 01:03:50,280
keep us updated and uh what you decided

1479
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:51,960
to do and where you stay okay

1480
01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:54,240
yeah I I need to send you an email so I

1481
01:03:57,950 --> 01:03:56,460
can join the uh the Discord all right

1482
01:04:01,150 --> 01:03:57,960
man send me an email

1483
01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:01,160
all right all right back out later

1484
01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:05,280
hello take one more phone call I mean

1485
01:04:08,990 --> 01:04:07,140
that's an interesting Voyage quest for

1486
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:09,000
yourself

1487
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:10,680
you do a whole bunch of peyote and just

1488
01:04:16,010 --> 01:04:12,359
go wander around the desert too yeah you

1489
01:04:17,990 --> 01:04:16,020
can do that uh caller last caller hello

1490
01:04:19,609 --> 01:04:18,000
it's uh Chandler from Massachusetts hey

1491
01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:19,619
Ciao Bella

1492
01:04:24,349 --> 01:04:21,960
um no I wanted to add some stuff on the

1493
01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:24,359
uh last call actually so um if he's

1494
01:04:27,770 --> 01:04:26,400
doing that there are some key things

1495
01:04:30,470 --> 01:04:27,780
that you kind of need that would really

1496
01:04:35,569 --> 01:04:30,480
help you out and one of them would be a

1497
01:04:37,490 --> 01:04:35,579
very lightweight single person tent okay

1498
01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:37,500
um you can carry that and then the

1499
01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:38,940
second thing well the main thing really

1500
01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:41,040
is you have to be aware of how much your

1501
01:04:44,930 --> 01:04:43,140
pack weighs it's pretty much like a

1502
01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:44,940
video game where it's like you get over

1503
01:04:48,589 --> 01:04:47,220
encumbered and you have to consider that

1504
01:04:50,450 --> 01:04:48,599
the more weight that you're carrying on

1505
01:04:53,510 --> 01:04:50,460
your backpack is it should also be one

1506
01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:53,520
that straps along your waist never carry

1507
01:04:57,530 --> 01:04:54,720
it on one that's just over your

1508
01:04:59,870 --> 01:04:57,540
shoulders or your blow out your back

1509
01:05:01,910 --> 01:04:59,880
um make sure you have good shoes then

1510
01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:01,920
also make sure you have a water filter

1511
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:09,410
the life straws though they wear out

1512
01:05:13,970 --> 01:05:11,760
after like 20 uses oh okay uh what you

1513
01:05:15,710 --> 01:05:13,980
really want is

1514
01:05:18,470 --> 01:05:15,720
um you want some spare I think it's like

1515
01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:18,480
iodide pills you throw them in water

1516
01:05:22,849 --> 01:05:20,640
it's basically salt and it kind of kills

1517
01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:22,859
almost the bacteria but you still gotta

1518
01:05:26,630 --> 01:05:25,200
filter it through if there's minerals or

1519
01:05:27,950 --> 01:05:26,640
bad minerals in the water but yeah

1520
01:05:29,390 --> 01:05:27,960
anyways

1521
01:05:31,130 --> 01:05:29,400
um which is another thing you have to

1522
01:05:32,690 --> 01:05:31,140
remember that if you boil the water it

1523
01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:32,700
kills the bacteria but you can still

1524
01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:35,700
have all sorts of chemicals in it you

1525
01:05:40,609 --> 01:05:38,520
know uh one of the best things to have

1526
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:40,619
would be a Boy Scout I'm an eagle scout

1527
01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:42,240
and if you can come across a Boy Scout

1528
01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:44,400
Handbook it literally has like

1529
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:45,540
everything in it that you need to

1530
01:05:48,289 --> 01:05:47,160
survive in the woods you're an eagle

1531
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:48,299
scout

1532
01:05:53,410 --> 01:05:50,760
yeah I bet you could beat up like four

1533
01:05:56,210 --> 01:05:53,420
Boy Scouts at one time couldn't you yeah

1534
01:05:57,470 --> 01:05:56,220
but I wouldn't want to because uh uh no

1535
01:05:59,809 --> 01:05:57,480
because I've been

1536
01:06:01,130 --> 01:05:59,819
enough times

1537
01:06:02,450 --> 01:06:01,140
now you're not an eagle scout unless

1538
01:06:04,970 --> 01:06:02,460
you've gotten hazed a couple times come

1539
01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:04,980
on I mean it's no big I mean being an

1540
01:06:09,109 --> 01:06:06,839
eagles cow that's a that's a fairly

1541
01:06:11,690 --> 01:06:09,119
significant accomplishment

1542
01:06:13,130 --> 01:06:11,700
yeah and then the sad thing is is the

1543
01:06:15,289 --> 01:06:13,140
fact that boy scouts is almost like on

1544
01:06:17,150 --> 01:06:15,299
the outs now for numerous reasons you

1545
01:06:19,549 --> 01:06:17,160
know and uh I

1546
01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:19,559
but well I mean you know there's kind of

1547
01:06:23,329 --> 01:06:20,760
like the Catholic church a little bit

1548
01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:23,339
but uh the thing is too is that I was in

1549
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:25,740
a troop that all my dads just wanted to

1550
01:06:29,450 --> 01:06:27,960
shoot guns and go out and camp on state

1551
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:29,460
property and you know it was pretty

1552
01:06:32,870 --> 01:06:31,140
awesome actually and now dads just want

1553
01:06:36,109 --> 01:06:32,880
to put on high heels and go to Target so

1554
01:06:39,650 --> 01:06:37,730
as long as they're still trying to

1555
01:06:41,930 --> 01:06:39,660
survive you know some of them are that's

1556
01:06:43,549 --> 01:06:41,940
all that matters yeah so she'll have

1557
01:06:45,289 --> 01:06:43,559
somebody light a fire

1558
01:06:46,910 --> 01:06:45,299
one other thing I wanted to call in

1559
01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:46,920
about and it was the original reason why

1560
01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:49,260
I wanted to call in is that um this is a

1561
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:51,539
completely separate uh subject uh that

1562
01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:53,520
when I was a kid

1563
01:06:58,490 --> 01:06:55,980
um I had like Chuck E Cheese Style

1564
01:07:00,470 --> 01:06:58,500
fights happening in my high school

1565
01:07:02,510 --> 01:07:00,480
almost on like on every other daily

1566
01:07:04,609 --> 01:07:02,520
basis wow

1567
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:04,619
in the cafeteria

1568
01:07:09,049 --> 01:07:07,200
all right so what it was is it always

1569
01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:09,059
happened on the third floor railing

1570
01:07:13,069 --> 01:07:10,740
where like or the third floor balcony

1571
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:13,079
where they had these railings where like

1572
01:07:17,809 --> 01:07:15,660
you you would have to be seven feet and

1573
01:07:19,849 --> 01:07:17,819
like locked someone over the railing

1574
01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:19,859
like to fall off so it was basically

1575
01:07:24,829 --> 01:07:23,280
like a cage match and so it was on like

1576
01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:24,839
the balcony and thing is if you were

1577
01:07:28,490 --> 01:07:26,700
walking into the school you could see

1578
01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:28,500
the fight from the third floor so it's

1579
01:07:33,829 --> 01:07:30,720
like whenever there was a fight everyone

1580
01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:33,839
knew to do it on the third floor and

1581
01:07:40,309 --> 01:07:37,680
they had this failed system where they

1582
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:40,319
would be like over the intercom all um

1583
01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:42,359
all faculty to the third floor all

1584
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:44,579
faculty the third floor so the teachers

1585
01:07:47,809 --> 01:07:46,200
that were on the third floor would run

1586
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:47,819
out of their classrooms to break up the

1587
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:50,160
fight which then the entire classroom

1588
01:07:57,049 --> 01:07:53,579
would follow the teacher and then make

1589
01:08:00,230 --> 01:07:57,059
like a a wall of kids to like block the

1590
01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:00,240
teachers from getting into the fight and

1591
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:02,640
the fun is funniest part about it was

1592
01:08:09,529 --> 01:08:04,140
that two-thirds of the time it was a cat

1593
01:08:12,349 --> 01:08:11,150
you know we're

1594
01:08:14,809 --> 01:08:12,359
a kid better and it was in like the

1595
01:08:17,269 --> 01:08:14,819
early 2000s I kind of still look back on

1596
01:08:19,370 --> 01:08:17,279
it I'm like that reminds me a lot of

1597
01:08:21,470 --> 01:08:19,380
those Disney World fights man I mean you

1598
01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:21,480
can set a lot of stuff there you gotta

1599
01:08:27,229 --> 01:08:23,160
wonder what was in this wall were those

1600
01:08:29,990 --> 01:08:27,239
walls extra magnetic or or did it did it

1601
01:08:32,930 --> 01:08:30,000
uh bring these emotions out of people

1602
01:08:36,229 --> 01:08:32,940
like uh like you walk past something and

1603
01:08:38,450 --> 01:08:36,239
it it because of those elements that

1604
01:08:40,669 --> 01:08:38,460
created those structures that it's it

1605
01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:40,679
provokes something in your your psyche

1606
01:08:44,930 --> 01:08:42,719
that you wanted to laugh it's very funny

1607
01:08:47,329 --> 01:08:44,940
you say that because that balcony on the

1608
01:08:49,970 --> 01:08:47,339
third floor that we fought on I ain't or

1609
01:08:53,829 --> 01:08:49,980
I never did but I watched it

1610
01:08:56,749 --> 01:08:53,839
um I that's the panopticon it's um a

1611
01:09:00,349 --> 01:08:56,759
architectural design that

1612
01:09:02,269 --> 01:09:00,359
um it's uh also a uh uh Phyllis like a

1613
01:09:04,550 --> 01:09:02,279
philosophical concept as well too but

1614
01:09:07,249 --> 01:09:04,560
basically it's comes from a prison

1615
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:07,259
architectural design where one person is

1616
01:09:13,130 --> 01:09:09,239
in a centered Watch Tower and then they

1617
01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:13,140
can view all the people in the uh cells

1618
01:09:16,329 --> 01:09:14,819
at one time but then the thing is you

1619
01:09:20,269 --> 01:09:16,339
take the people out of the Watchtower

1620
01:09:22,249 --> 01:09:20,279
and the the subjects view themselves and

1621
01:09:24,709 --> 01:09:22,259
most high schools that were built in the

1622
01:09:26,570 --> 01:09:24,719
70s and 80s use this design and that was

1623
01:09:28,070 --> 01:09:26,580
the school that I was in so it's really

1624
01:09:30,530 --> 01:09:28,080
funny you said that yeah that's the

1625
01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:30,540
that's the Bentham panopticon yeah

1626
01:09:34,309 --> 01:09:33,060
mm-hmm yeah so anyways I'll let you go

1627
01:09:36,950 --> 01:09:34,319
but Mike you just hit the nail on the

1628
01:09:38,269 --> 01:09:36,960
head all right hey thank you man yep all

1629
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:38,279
right thank you oh thank you again and

1630
01:09:42,590 --> 01:09:40,410
shout out

1631
01:09:44,329 --> 01:09:42,600
[Music]

1632
01:09:47,329 --> 01:09:44,339
let me shut down okay some good calls

1633
01:09:50,090 --> 01:09:47,339
there some interesting calls

1634
01:09:52,490 --> 01:09:50,100
yeah I'm curious about his um Fight Club

1635
01:09:54,050 --> 01:09:52,500
High School there that's very strange

1636
01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:54,060
I mean we had some fights in high school

1637
01:09:59,630 --> 01:09:57,900
like uh but nothing like where it was as

1638
01:10:01,209 --> 01:09:59,640
frequent as to what he was talking about

1639
01:10:04,729 --> 01:10:01,219
it was mostly

1640
01:10:07,310 --> 01:10:04,739
uh scuffles in the hallway between a

1641
01:10:10,189 --> 01:10:07,320
couple football players and it lasted

1642
01:10:12,370 --> 01:10:10,199
for 10 to 15 seconds if that

1643
01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:12,380
nothing significant no West Side Story

1644
01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:14,280
kind of stuff

1645
01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:17,460
switchblades or anything like that

1646
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:18,900
uh

1647
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:22,010
else crash it has over there

1648
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:27,260
[Music]

1649
01:10:32,510 --> 01:10:31,140
oh [\h__\h] I can't believe you've done this

1650
01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:32,520
um I'm potentially where we are on time

1651
01:10:36,950 --> 01:10:34,980
is it goofball news time we can do

1652
01:10:39,649 --> 01:10:36,960
whatever we want you know it's the free

1653
01:10:42,590 --> 01:10:39,659
association show so we're having debates

1654
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:42,600
in the twitch chat about how apparently

1655
01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:45,860
uh Baden Powell was um

1656
01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:48,659
inspired by Nazis to form the Boy Scouts

1657
01:10:52,490 --> 01:10:50,360
even though he did it 30 years earlier

1658
01:10:54,649 --> 01:10:52,500
okay funny how that works one of those

1659
01:10:56,510 --> 01:10:54,659
things like if I could go back in time I

1660
01:10:58,370 --> 01:10:56,520
would have would have joined the Boy

1661
01:11:00,950 --> 01:10:58,380
Scouts and I would love to have been an

1662
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:00,960
eagle scout but I'm an eagle scout from

1663
01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:02,880
1992. are you really you're an eagle

1664
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:05,640
scout holy crap

1665
01:11:09,950 --> 01:11:08,400
wrong back when it required a ton of

1666
01:11:11,270 --> 01:11:09,960
work and meant something not So Much

1667
01:11:15,490 --> 01:11:11,280
Anymore

1668
01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:19,250
the paramilitary the eagle scout no no

1669
01:11:22,729 --> 01:11:21,000
no so you got that wrong

1670
01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:22,739
yeah I know that's red on

1671
01:11:25,669 --> 01:11:23,580
um

1672
01:11:29,090 --> 01:11:25,679
so let's stay on the tip this is from

1673
01:11:32,630 --> 01:11:29,100
our uh our good friend of the show and

1674
01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:32,640
expert audio Grabber scripter guy jits

1675
01:11:38,030 --> 01:11:36,840
yeah all right and as with uh many many

1676
01:11:39,950 --> 01:11:38,040
um

1677
01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:39,960
uh news stories this one I grabbed just

1678
01:11:45,350 --> 01:11:42,420
a few hours after we finished our

1679
01:11:49,149 --> 01:11:45,360
previous show no but it's staying on the

1680
01:11:51,410 --> 01:11:49,159
topic of strange measurement units

1681
01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:51,420
specifically related to asteroids there

1682
01:11:56,030 --> 01:11:53,699
seems to now be a theme of who can come

1683
01:11:58,370 --> 01:11:56,040
up with the most Oddball unit of

1684
01:12:00,050 --> 01:11:58,380
measurement for incoming asteroids

1685
01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:00,060
and this one is about one of our

1686
01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:03,840
favorite people oh really okay

1687
01:12:08,570 --> 01:12:05,580
well let's see if we can get this going

1688
01:12:11,890 --> 01:12:08,580
this is quite the story oops wrong

1689
01:12:14,689 --> 01:12:11,900
button but uh I did it

1690
01:12:18,669 --> 01:12:14,699
press it up here

1691
01:12:21,649 --> 01:12:18,679
uh gigantic asteroid the size of

1692
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:21,659
422 Hulk Hogans set to crash into

1693
01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:30,830
Jesus I'm glad I mean we're getting

1694
01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:35,280
goofy to where now the show memes are

1695
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:37,920
being are no longer influenced by the

1696
01:12:41,930 --> 01:12:39,060
headlines

1697
01:12:43,669 --> 01:12:41,940
is coming full circle yeah somehow our

1698
01:12:45,649 --> 01:12:43,679
our memes are colliding here this is

1699
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:45,659
kind of like the singularity of goofball

1700
01:12:48,350 --> 01:12:47,340
measurements for asteroids and Hulk

1701
01:12:50,510 --> 01:12:48,360
Hogan

1702
01:12:52,850 --> 01:12:50,520
one of the biggest asteroids to crash

1703
01:12:56,890 --> 01:12:52,860
into Earth's orbit is set to do so next

1704
01:13:00,550 --> 01:12:56,900
month given the catchy title of 2020

1705
01:13:03,290 --> 01:13:00,560
DB5 uh it has been placed in NASA's

1706
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:03,300
near-earth object list ahead of its

1707
01:13:08,169 --> 01:13:06,659
impact June 15th uh measuring that a

1708
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:08,179
whopping

1709
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:10,980
850 meters in diameter rack The Rock

1710
01:13:16,970 --> 01:13:12,920
will also be traveling around

1711
01:13:19,010 --> 01:13:16,980
9.5 kilometers per second

1712
01:13:19,970 --> 01:13:19,020
oh gee that's pretty fast I would

1713
01:13:22,729 --> 01:13:19,980
imagine

1714
01:13:25,790 --> 01:13:22,739
uh The Daily Star top boffins worked out

1715
01:13:29,630 --> 01:13:25,800
that the 850 meters is the same and the

1716
01:13:32,169 --> 01:13:29,640
same around as 422 Hulk Hogan standing

1717
01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:32,179
one on top of the other okay

1718
01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:35,060
Hulk Hogan

1719
01:13:42,189 --> 01:13:39,060
uh the former multi-time uh wrestling

1720
01:13:45,350 --> 01:13:42,199
champion allegedly measures around

1721
01:13:48,169 --> 01:13:45,360
2.01 meters in length although he also

1722
01:13:50,810 --> 01:13:48,179
claimed to have a 24 inch bicep at uh

1723
01:13:53,330 --> 01:13:50,820
one stage what I mean claimed he did he

1724
01:13:56,209 --> 01:13:53,340
had 24 inch pythons why are they why are

1725
01:13:57,950 --> 01:13:56,219
they saying they dismissing that

1726
01:13:59,330 --> 01:13:57,960
uh it's almost written as if they don't

1727
01:14:00,890 --> 01:13:59,340
trust the measurement they're like oh

1728
01:14:02,149 --> 01:14:00,900
some sort of these weird inches I don't

1729
01:14:04,790 --> 01:14:02,159
know what the hell that's all about I do

1730
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:04,800
no Hulk Hogan was a very tall individual

1731
01:14:08,030 --> 01:14:06,060
I don't know if he's still tall but I

1732
01:14:10,370 --> 01:14:08,040
think he was like six six Maybe

1733
01:14:12,169 --> 01:14:10,380
you know what are you getting you shrink

1734
01:14:13,729 --> 01:14:12,179
some you know well they said what two

1735
01:14:18,050 --> 01:14:13,739
point two two meters yeah he'd be six

1736
01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:20,810
uh this bike uh coming very close to the

1737
01:14:24,470 --> 01:14:22,380
plan of NASA scientists have not

1738
01:14:27,350 --> 01:14:24,480
confirmed of any damage will be caused

1739
01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:27,360
uh but it's highly unlikely to

1740
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:29,580
and last time a rock a giant rock came

1741
01:14:36,530 --> 01:14:34,080
near the Earth uh was 1995 with three

1742
01:14:39,470 --> 01:14:36,540
separate visits in the 1960s taking

1743
01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:39,480
place uh before that uh the first time

1744
01:14:45,130 --> 01:14:43,500
it was spotted was on May 28 1905 when I

1745
01:14:47,510 --> 01:14:45,140
was traveling around

1746
01:14:49,189 --> 01:14:47,520
10.59 kilometers per second at the time

1747
01:14:50,090 --> 01:14:49,199
so it slowed up a little bit you know

1748
01:14:52,189 --> 01:14:50,100
what the hell is getting it's getting

1749
01:14:55,970 --> 01:14:52,199
slower getting lazy

1750
01:14:59,410 --> 01:14:55,980
uh NASA scheduled to uh schedule has it

1751
01:15:04,209 --> 01:14:59,420
visiting Earth for the last time

1752
01:15:06,649 --> 01:15:04,219
uh until July 23rd

1753
01:15:09,229 --> 01:15:06,659
2179. I'm not waiting for that it's

1754
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:09,239
gonna take a lot of time

1755
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:10,920
okay

1756
01:15:14,030 --> 01:15:12,719
can we can we start a petition so kind

1757
01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:14,040
of like Haley's comment or Halley's

1758
01:15:18,229 --> 01:15:15,780
comment uh we can get this one called

1759
01:15:19,729 --> 01:15:18,239
like the hulkster asteroid yeah

1760
01:15:21,110 --> 01:15:19,739
something like that you're embarrassing

1761
01:15:23,330 --> 01:15:21,120
me running around like an idiot in your

1762
01:15:26,090 --> 01:15:23,340
trunks if we get some can we get some

1763
01:15:28,910 --> 01:15:26,100
trunks on this uh right there trying to

1764
01:15:31,130 --> 01:15:28,920
trying to shame this asteroid

1765
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:31,140
we get some Giant Hulk Hogan trunks on

1766
01:15:35,450 --> 01:15:33,060
this and maybe or put a bandana on this

1767
01:15:37,189 --> 01:15:35,460
asteroid bandana that's weird quick

1768
01:15:39,050 --> 01:15:37,199
summon that's that's your album art

1769
01:15:40,790 --> 01:15:39,060
right there you need

1770
01:15:43,189 --> 01:15:40,800
um an asteroid with the Hulk Hogan

1771
01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:43,199
bandana on it crashing into Earth yeah

1772
01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:45,420
those are my shirts I've got a right to

1773
01:15:50,149 --> 01:15:48,060
sell them and now now they ask for

1774
01:15:52,189 --> 01:15:50,159
selling T-shirts it's your new

1775
01:15:54,110 --> 01:15:52,199
impersonate Hulk Hogan so we need an

1776
01:15:56,689 --> 01:15:54,120
asteroid now with the sunglasses the

1777
01:15:57,770 --> 01:15:56,699
handlebar mustache and the bandana I

1778
01:16:01,729 --> 01:15:57,780
guess I would have to do them personally

1779
01:16:04,430 --> 01:16:01,739
I would have to do like Hulk Hogan as an

1780
01:16:06,470 --> 01:16:04,440
asteroid crashing into Earth something

1781
01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:06,480
like that something along those lines

1782
01:16:11,630 --> 01:16:08,940
yeah yeah something I don't know

1783
01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:11,640
wow you're pretty quick for a big guy it

1784
01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:15,420
is a big guy about nine uh kilometers

1785
01:16:20,689 --> 01:16:18,000
per per second it's pretty fast well

1786
01:16:24,590 --> 01:16:20,699
that's the speed yes I mean yeah 100 or

1787
01:16:27,890 --> 01:16:24,600
850 meters yeah yeah it's a big guy how

1788
01:16:32,149 --> 01:16:30,410
we don't know how many Hulk Hogans how

1789
01:16:33,649 --> 01:16:32,159
many Hulk Hogan's in a fur along

1790
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:33,659
so here's a question with all these

1791
01:16:38,270 --> 01:16:36,060
Oddball units of measurement how long

1792
01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:38,280
until some goofball car company probably

1793
01:16:44,689 --> 01:16:39,860
Tesla because they let you do this [\h__\h]

1794
01:16:46,430 --> 01:16:44,699
lets you go into your um your uh the

1795
01:16:49,490 --> 01:16:46,440
car's computer the instrument panel and

1796
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:49,500
change the odometer to be measured in

1797
01:16:54,470 --> 01:16:52,260
something else you can customize it like

1798
01:16:55,910 --> 01:16:54,480
I wanna I I no longer want miles I want

1799
01:16:57,470 --> 01:16:55,920
kilometers

1800
01:16:59,930 --> 01:16:57,480
well you can do that I can do that right

1801
01:17:01,430 --> 01:16:59,940
now in my car and it's analog but I

1802
01:17:03,169 --> 01:17:01,440
wouldn't measure how fast am I going in

1803
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:03,179
Hulk in the length of Hulk Hogan's in

1804
01:17:09,050 --> 01:17:06,300
Hulk Hogan's yes I'm traveling so I'm

1805
01:17:10,310 --> 01:17:09,060
traveling 100 Hulk Hogans per hour I

1806
01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:10,320
wasn't suggesting a speedometer that's

1807
01:17:13,870 --> 01:17:12,480
dangerous but I do like that do you know

1808
01:17:16,790 --> 01:17:13,880
how fast you're going

1809
01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:16,800
650 Hulk Hogans an hour I pulled you

1810
01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:19,140
over a year ago in 500 Hulk Hogans per

1811
01:17:23,090 --> 01:17:20,520
hour

1812
01:17:25,970 --> 01:17:23,100
the speed limit is clear

1813
01:17:28,790 --> 01:17:25,980
it's like in in the early days prior to

1814
01:17:30,410 --> 01:17:28,800
standardization of time zones

1815
01:17:31,910 --> 01:17:30,420
um every city would set its own time

1816
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:31,920
where every municipality would set its

1817
01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:33,960
own time to their area because obviously

1818
01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:35,640
the Sun as it moves across the sky et

1819
01:17:38,030 --> 01:17:36,900
cetera et cetera

1820
01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:38,040
so they didn't have standardized time

1821
01:17:41,630 --> 01:17:39,540
zones until really the railroad started

1822
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:41,640
uh forcing it so why can't every

1823
01:17:44,709 --> 01:17:43,320
municipality use their own unit of

1824
01:17:47,270 --> 01:17:44,719
measurement

1825
01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:47,280
uh I guess they could if they wanted if

1826
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:48,360
they want to deal with that headache

1827
01:17:51,169 --> 01:17:49,800
yeah then they have to go out and change

1828
01:17:52,490 --> 01:17:51,179
every time there's like a new mayor they

1829
01:17:53,570 --> 01:17:52,500
have to go out and change the uh all the

1830
01:17:55,669 --> 01:17:53,580
speed limits

1831
01:17:59,149 --> 01:17:55,679
well speed limit signs I mean so instead

1832
01:18:02,810 --> 01:17:59,159
of saying 35 miles per hour it says 6.02

1833
01:18:06,470 --> 01:18:05,510
um I'll have to watch out for this story

1834
01:18:09,470 --> 01:18:06,480
here

1835
01:18:11,390 --> 01:18:09,480
so all right let's uh let's move on I

1836
01:18:15,050 --> 01:18:11,400
might have to let my dog out here in a

1837
01:18:17,149 --> 01:18:15,060
second she he's really going crazy so uh

1838
01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:17,159
uh why don't I just let my dog out real

1839
01:18:21,110 --> 01:18:19,260
quick and I'll be back inside I'm just

1840
01:18:23,209 --> 01:18:21,120
gonna let him outside and see who he

1841
01:18:24,110 --> 01:18:23,219
does I'll pick a random ass story and

1842
01:18:25,189 --> 01:18:24,120
start talking about it you're like

1843
01:18:26,930 --> 01:18:25,199
people aren't gonna be able to see it

1844
01:18:28,490 --> 01:18:26,940
all right

1845
01:18:29,510 --> 01:18:28,500
uh you guys hear about this Conjuring

1846
01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:29,520
huh oh wait where did he did that one

1847
01:18:32,930 --> 01:18:31,620
didn't we

1848
01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:32,940
all right so we're gonna do this one

1849
01:18:36,649 --> 01:18:34,920
because this happens today and every now

1850
01:18:38,689 --> 01:18:36,659
and then I see these stories and I miss

1851
01:18:41,270 --> 01:18:38,699
it because there's there's too many of

1852
01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:41,280
these these pseudo-holidays

1853
01:18:44,209 --> 01:18:42,840
um I will put this into carrot shops as

1854
01:18:47,330 --> 01:18:44,219
soon as Mike is back you'll get it up on

1855
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:47,340
screen but um Mike is back just that

1856
01:18:50,990 --> 01:18:49,260
fast but I was that was fast I didn't

1857
01:18:53,149 --> 01:18:51,000
even get into my full story here my my

1858
01:18:55,790 --> 01:18:53,159
wife came down and okay

1859
01:18:58,189 --> 01:18:55,800
took care of him you said rescue bogey I

1860
01:19:01,189 --> 01:18:58,199
was like hey you need to go out

1861
01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:01,199
um did you put on on Twitter about a

1862
01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:04,460
toilet paper brother yeah brother

1863
01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:07,560
the dog used to go out brother

1864
01:19:11,030 --> 01:19:08,460
um

1865
01:19:13,970 --> 01:19:11,040
so this story in the carrot shop and as

1866
01:19:15,470 --> 01:19:13,980
I was explaining I often miss the the

1867
01:19:17,630 --> 01:19:15,480
dates on these days because there's

1868
01:19:20,209 --> 01:19:17,640
always a you know a a national something

1869
01:19:22,310 --> 01:19:20,219
day and this is actually today so this

1870
01:19:23,450 --> 01:19:22,320
is this is prescient news uh get people

1871
01:19:24,709 --> 01:19:23,460
out there so right after the show please

1872
01:19:25,729 --> 01:19:24,719
go out oh wait I'll take it back

1873
01:19:27,470 --> 01:19:25,739
tomorrow

1874
01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:27,480
um it's even better plan your day for

1875
01:19:32,930 --> 01:19:30,300
tomorrow Tomorrow is National Hamburger

1876
01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:32,940
Day all right guys you can catch on that

1877
01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:34,679
front that is good news Alex and you can

1878
01:19:39,110 --> 01:19:37,080
get some free freaking hamburgers yeah

1879
01:19:42,649 --> 01:19:39,120
where to get free food on National

1880
01:19:45,010 --> 01:19:42,659
Hamburger Day a Wendy's Arby's Sonic and

1881
01:19:49,010 --> 01:19:45,020
others chains are offering discount

1882
01:19:50,990 --> 01:19:49,020
and BOGO burgers this Sunday what does

1883
01:19:53,209 --> 01:19:51,000
BOGO I guess we'll find out buy one get

1884
01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:53,219
one oh buy one get one okay Memorial Day

1885
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:55,199
weekend might be prime time for hosting

1886
01:19:58,610 --> 01:19:56,760
cookouts and Grilling but thankfully for

1887
01:20:00,709 --> 01:19:58,620
those of us who don't feel like busting

1888
01:20:03,530 --> 01:20:00,719
out our own grilling tools National

1889
01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:03,540
Hamburger Day is Sunday May 28th the

1890
01:20:08,450 --> 01:20:06,060
restaurants below are not only happy to

1891
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:08,460
fire up the grill and deliver you a full

1892
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:11,400
stack Burger but they're also offering

1893
01:20:16,490 --> 01:20:14,420
deals on those burgers and honoring the

1894
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:16,500
manufactured holiday what they gotta say

1895
01:20:21,470 --> 01:20:19,260
manufactured holiday

1896
01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:21,480
as opposed to naturally occurring yeah

1897
01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:24,060
like it just kind of spring fully formed

1898
01:20:31,669 --> 01:20:27,600
what is that about you'll see

1899
01:20:33,410 --> 01:20:31,679
like they they they link to uh 12 other

1900
01:20:34,910 --> 01:20:33,420
obscure national food holidays you've

1901
01:20:36,649 --> 01:20:34,920
probably never heard of but every

1902
01:20:38,990 --> 01:20:36,659
holiday is manufactured at least

1903
01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:39,000
acknowledged in some way

1904
01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:41,340
this is what a bizarre thing to say

1905
01:20:45,169 --> 01:20:43,380
well it's not like say Juneteenth which

1906
01:20:46,669 --> 01:20:45,179
is a completely national holiday that

1907
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:46,679
everyone heard of prior to two years ago

1908
01:20:52,910 --> 01:20:51,000
yeah what the [\h__\h] uh well uh check out

1909
01:20:54,770 --> 01:20:52,920
all the places you can get deals for

1910
01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:54,780
National Hamburger Day uh you can get

1911
01:20:58,390 --> 01:20:56,580
Arby's you can go to Arby's we like that

1912
01:21:01,250 --> 01:20:58,400
they have the uh

1913
01:21:03,229 --> 01:21:01,260
uh Arbors is not only bring it back it's

1914
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:03,239
wagyu Steakhouse burger but it will be

1915
01:21:07,310 --> 01:21:05,580
also offering the uh bacon ranch version

1916
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:07,320
as well so look out for that Buffalo

1917
01:21:10,490 --> 01:21:08,580
Wild Wings

1918
01:21:12,350 --> 01:21:10,500
I've never I don't think of burgers when

1919
01:21:15,530 --> 01:21:12,360
I think of Buffalo Wild Wings same with

1920
01:21:19,550 --> 01:21:15,540
Arby's Arby's is a weird one too yeah

1921
01:21:21,649 --> 01:21:19,560
you also can go to a Next Level Burger

1922
01:21:23,090 --> 01:21:21,659
that makes sense Smash Burger which I've

1923
01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:23,100
never been to but I've heard okay things

1924
01:21:29,630 --> 01:21:27,239
about it uh Sonic Drive-In okay way back

1925
01:21:33,590 --> 01:21:29,640
Burgers never heard of it

1926
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:33,600
and Wendy's uh so Wendy's the home of

1927
01:21:37,550 --> 01:21:35,760
the four for four dollar deal has been

1928
01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:37,560
celebrating Burgers all month and May

1929
01:21:43,130 --> 01:21:41,280
28th is no exception if you buy one

1930
01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:43,140
premium hamburger at a regular price

1931
01:21:49,310 --> 01:21:44,940
through the Wendy's app you'll get

1932
01:21:51,410 --> 01:21:49,320
another one for a dollar until May 31st

1933
01:21:52,430 --> 01:21:51,420
that's a good deal I was gonna say

1934
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:52,440
actually that's a good deal a dollar

1935
01:21:57,709 --> 01:21:55,260
exactly hamburger

1936
01:21:59,510 --> 01:21:57,719
wow okay I didn't oh my power just went

1937
01:22:02,510 --> 01:21:59,520
out

1938
01:22:05,030 --> 01:22:02,520
ooh crutches you uh you see that oh my

1939
01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:05,040
God yeah my power just got cut in this

1940
01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:07,560
entire place your lights are out

1941
01:22:12,110 --> 01:22:10,260
oh boy I can hear [\h__\h] beeping now oh as

1942
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:12,120
UPS's are going oh boy they're coming

1943
01:22:16,010 --> 01:22:13,260
for you see this is what happened

1944
01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:16,020
because we just bad-mouthed uh Buffalo

1945
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:17,400
Wild Wings

1946
01:22:22,550 --> 01:22:19,260
okay we're not putting up with that [\h__\h]

1947
01:22:24,890 --> 01:22:22,560
well uh I think like my power's out I'm

1948
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:24,900
on I'm on battery backup right now do

1949
01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:26,219
you want to roll out I think we have to

1950
01:22:32,630 --> 01:22:30,360
roll out until sorry people but

1951
01:22:34,610 --> 01:22:32,640
I basically have five to ten minutes of

1952
01:22:37,189 --> 01:22:34,620
battery backup before

1953
01:22:41,209 --> 01:22:37,199
it just dies on us so I might as well

1954
01:22:43,490 --> 01:22:41,219
close down the show now properly sorry

1955
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:43,500
how about playing Buffalo Wild Wings oh

1956
01:22:47,510 --> 01:22:44,760
my God

1957
01:22:50,330 --> 01:22:47,520
did that Hulk asteroid hit your farm

1958
01:22:52,910 --> 01:22:50,340
oh my God I can't even like the the

1959
01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:52,920
sound is not even working over here

1960
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:54,900
so I can't even play the outer music I

1961
01:22:59,630 --> 01:22:57,120
think your mixer is out yeah my mixer's

1962
01:23:01,430 --> 01:22:59,640
out like it's going like it's there's

1963
01:23:03,169 --> 01:23:01,440
just enough juice for it to stay on but

1964
01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:03,179
there's not much else

1965
01:23:08,390 --> 01:23:05,760
oh holy crap hey powers back I fixed it

1966
01:23:11,810 --> 01:23:08,400
holy crap you fixed that

1967
01:23:12,590 --> 01:23:11,820
there you go balls holy crap that was

1968
01:23:13,729 --> 01:23:12,600
you know what you know what happened

1969
01:23:16,310 --> 01:23:13,739
with some guy down at the end of your

1970
01:23:19,130 --> 01:23:16,320
street was like hey Steve which one of

1971
01:23:22,189 --> 01:23:19,140
these that was bizarre

1972
01:23:23,209 --> 01:23:22,199
that was bizarre yeah and you're it was

1973
01:23:24,770 --> 01:23:23,219
interesting why is your Powerpuff came

1974
01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:24,780
back your uh your drops did come back

1975
01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:27,360
through so yeah it's crazy

1976
01:23:34,189 --> 01:23:28,980
okay

1977
01:23:36,410 --> 01:23:34,199
we'll stick around for another half hour

1978
01:23:39,229 --> 01:23:36,420
I can do an extra four hours now

1979
01:23:41,149 --> 01:23:39,239
holy crap that was bizarre I wonder if

1980
01:23:42,530 --> 01:23:41,159
uh was it was it just the circuit your

1981
01:23:44,030 --> 01:23:42,540
stuff is on or was it the whole house it

1982
01:23:46,370 --> 01:23:44,040
was I think the entire house because I

1983
01:23:48,169 --> 01:23:46,380
saw all the the lights and the rest of

1984
01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:48,179
uh Command Center alpha one over to the

1985
01:23:52,970 --> 01:23:50,640
left was the left side of Command Center

1986
01:23:55,510 --> 01:23:52,980
yeah it was all out too but I got all

1987
01:23:58,550 --> 01:23:55,520
this hooked up to like

1988
01:24:01,910 --> 01:23:58,560
UPS uh backups yeah I could hear him

1989
01:24:04,669 --> 01:24:01,920
beeping and uh so it was made I'm able

1990
01:24:06,229 --> 01:24:04,679
to maintain like the show but I can't do

1991
01:24:08,450 --> 01:24:06,239
much up I can close things down

1992
01:24:11,030 --> 01:24:08,460
gracefully so I don't lose anything but

1993
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:11,040
uh it's tough to keep things going but

1994
01:24:16,189 --> 01:24:13,100
we'll install some new computers

1995
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:16,199
uh listen we've been we've installed a

1996
01:24:20,450 --> 01:24:19,260
lot of new systems lately but uh we

1997
01:24:22,010 --> 01:24:20,460
don't know what's going on there we've

1998
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:22,020
had a lot of technical problems lately

1999
01:24:25,130 --> 01:24:23,760
and uh I I'm trying to get better

2000
01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:25,140
equipment I think we put in a lot of

2001
01:24:27,470 --> 01:24:26,280
expensive equipment maybe we need to get

2002
01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:27,480
rid of it

2003
01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:28,739
because it doesn't seem to be the

2004
01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:30,659
solution

2005
01:24:36,709 --> 01:24:33,780
all right well I'm gonna uh move on here

2006
01:24:38,570 --> 01:24:36,719
and I'm gonna thank some people oh we

2007
01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:38,580
have a drawbridge of donations yeah just

2008
01:24:43,550 --> 01:24:42,000
uh I'm gonna just do uh just a limited

2009
01:24:44,990 --> 01:24:43,560
amount right here just some PayPal

2010
01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:45,000
people

2011
01:24:54,470 --> 01:24:49,080
and open up the drawbridge right here

2012
01:24:59,630 --> 01:24:56,930
start walking across the uh the

2013
01:25:02,810 --> 01:24:59,640
drawbridge right there

2014
01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:02,820
I probably should open it first and then

2015
01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:05,040
slap the donkey of Destiny right there

2016
01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:07,260
start breaking the windows as I go in

2017
01:25:16,450 --> 01:25:10,920
open up the garage door there we go

2018
01:25:22,970 --> 01:25:19,610
and then uh there's the the bear that

2019
01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:22,980
defends everything there we go oh and

2020
01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:25,140
then I just start breaking glass as I

2021
01:25:29,270 --> 01:25:27,540
thank some people here through uh the

2022
01:25:32,709 --> 01:25:29,280
PayPal donation three the first one we

2023
01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:32,719
have is Carl came in big time he donated

2024
01:25:38,570 --> 01:25:36,179
uh I think enough money to where I think

2025
01:25:39,550 --> 01:25:38,580
I can buy the new computer now so thank

2026
01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:39,560
you Carl

2027
01:25:44,990 --> 01:25:42,719
and he says that I worked it out hope uh

2028
01:25:48,110 --> 01:25:45,000
this helps you with your PC love the

2029
01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:48,120
show love Carl we also got Michael K we

2030
01:25:53,810 --> 01:25:51,060
got Andrew P and he says more money from

2031
01:25:59,270 --> 01:25:53,820
the stupid Boomer that no longer listens

2032
01:26:01,310 --> 01:25:59,280
to w a uh w a t-p a year ago I got tired

2033
01:26:04,010 --> 01:26:01,320
of listening to the same [\h__\h] now the

2034
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:04,020
dick show still has that guy on but and

2035
01:26:07,669 --> 01:26:05,760
I do like his voice just not his podcast

2036
01:26:10,310 --> 01:26:07,679
keep up the good work well thank you

2037
01:26:13,189 --> 01:26:10,320
there uh Andrew we also have Ashley M

2038
01:26:17,390 --> 01:26:13,199
Dora cake Chris W Timothy T and Michael

2039
01:26:20,030 --> 01:26:17,400
B oh coming in with donations via PayPal

2040
01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:20,040
so thank you everyone we're definitely

2041
01:26:23,990 --> 01:26:23,100
gonna need that money to reinstall I

2042
01:26:27,830 --> 01:26:24,000
think

2043
01:26:31,910 --> 01:26:27,840
57 windows thank you very much let me

2044
01:26:35,750 --> 01:26:33,410
you're going to spend most of the

2045
01:26:37,930 --> 01:26:35,760
donated money on window replacements

2046
01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:37,940
yeah I like to buy the best Windows

2047
01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:46,129
decorative stained glass with various

2048
01:26:49,930 --> 01:26:48,780
scene scenes all depicting

2049
01:26:53,629 --> 01:26:49,940
um

2050
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:53,639
my favorite parts of The Hobbit yes and

2051
01:26:59,750 --> 01:26:56,960
Hulk Hogan posing yeah

2052
01:27:03,530 --> 01:26:59,760
being inserted Into The Hobbit I wonder

2053
01:27:06,169 --> 01:27:03,540
if I can do a a an AI of a stained glass

2054
01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:06,179
of Hulk Hogan as an asteroid impacting

2055
01:27:10,550 --> 01:27:07,400
Earth

2056
01:27:13,970 --> 01:27:10,560
stained glass version I like it maybe

2057
01:27:16,010 --> 01:27:13,980
well I'll bounce over here and I got a

2058
01:27:17,890 --> 01:27:16,020
few headlines and we'll cut back over to

2059
01:27:20,149 --> 01:27:17,900
correction

2060
01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:20,159
[Applause]

2061
01:27:23,330 --> 01:27:22,020
this is not uh this is just something I

2062
01:27:26,090 --> 01:27:23,340
wanted to bring up I came across this

2063
01:27:27,530 --> 01:27:26,100
article this is uh very concerning I

2064
01:27:29,689 --> 01:27:27,540
guess I knew this was possible I just

2065
01:27:32,810 --> 01:27:29,699
didn't know it was

2066
01:27:35,629 --> 01:27:32,820
so terrifying but uh

2067
01:27:38,689 --> 01:27:35,639
here's headline on screen man hears snap

2068
01:27:41,810 --> 01:27:38,699
during sex winds up in hospital with

2069
01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:41,820
triple penis fracture that's some good

2070
01:27:47,270 --> 01:27:43,800
news no it's not good news that's not

2071
01:27:51,770 --> 01:27:49,189
I didn't know this could happen I knew

2072
01:27:55,610 --> 01:27:51,780
you could uh injure your penis while

2073
01:28:00,110 --> 01:27:55,620
while doing activities like that but to

2074
01:28:04,010 --> 01:28:00,120
fracture your penis that's that is crazy

2075
01:28:06,470 --> 01:28:04,020
uh a man in Tanzania oh okay oh so this

2076
01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:06,480
is made they go crazy over there no it's

2077
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:08,340
just made up a man in Tanzania was sent

2078
01:28:12,709 --> 01:28:10,260
to the hospital after hearing a snap

2079
01:28:14,930 --> 01:28:12,719
during sex with his female partner

2080
01:28:18,590 --> 01:28:14,940
a loud snap occurred when the penis

2081
01:28:21,050 --> 01:28:18,600
slipped out and lost its way and stuck

2082
01:28:22,910 --> 01:28:21,060
in the woman as he was trying to

2083
01:28:26,510 --> 01:28:22,920
reinsert

2084
01:28:28,490 --> 01:28:26,520
wait what and I guess instruct the woman

2085
01:28:31,370 --> 01:28:28,500
not stuck in the woman struck the woman

2086
01:28:34,010 --> 01:28:31,380
as he was trying to reinsert the doctors

2087
01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:34,020
reported in the international Journal of

2088
01:28:38,510 --> 01:28:35,880
surgery case reports well it's from the

2089
01:28:39,950 --> 01:28:38,520
journal Cratchit

2090
01:28:44,890 --> 01:28:39,960
and I'm just trying to wrap my head

2091
01:28:49,370 --> 01:28:47,209
lost the way

2092
01:28:53,270 --> 01:28:49,380
he got lost

2093
01:28:55,430 --> 01:28:53,280
and then struck the woman yeah he

2094
01:29:00,530 --> 01:28:55,440
couldn't couldn't find his way home yeah

2095
01:29:04,430 --> 01:29:00,540
I got lost I couldn't find my way home

2096
01:29:06,470 --> 01:29:04,440
then there was a loud crack uh but the

2097
01:29:07,810 --> 01:29:06,480
uh okay so and this is documented I

2098
01:29:10,310 --> 01:29:07,820
brought it up this is uh from

2099
01:29:12,649 --> 01:29:10,320
sciencedirect.com this is an actual case

2100
01:29:14,810 --> 01:29:12,659
so this is this is real I only get my

2101
01:29:16,729 --> 01:29:14,820
science news from fauci okay well he's a

2102
01:29:18,950 --> 01:29:16,739
good one too oh we should start doing

2103
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:18,960
that like next time he's on the show we

2104
01:29:22,310 --> 01:29:20,699
need to call in because he is science we

2105
01:29:24,590 --> 01:29:22,320
can just ask him these questions

2106
01:29:26,510 --> 01:29:24,600
so by the time the Unlucky man arrived

2107
01:29:27,709 --> 01:29:26,520
at the hospital his penis was no longer

2108
01:29:31,430 --> 01:29:27,719
a wreck

2109
01:29:32,990 --> 01:29:31,440
well what a loser come on man you can't

2110
01:29:34,250 --> 01:29:33,000
you have no stay in power come on keep

2111
01:29:36,350 --> 01:29:34,260
it up

2112
01:29:38,330 --> 01:29:36,360
what's wrong with you uh his penis no

2113
01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:38,340
longer Act was swollen painful and

2114
01:29:44,270 --> 01:29:41,280
bloody oh my God

2115
01:29:48,370 --> 01:29:44,280
that's how hard were you going

2116
01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:48,380
like slow it down in a pool of blood

2117
01:29:53,990 --> 01:29:51,600
uh though the penis contains no bones

2118
01:29:56,570 --> 01:29:54,000
it's referred to as a fracture when it's

2119
01:30:02,209 --> 01:29:56,580
fibrous connective tissues called the

2120
01:30:04,189 --> 01:30:02,219
Tuka a blue Gaga is is injured or

2121
01:30:05,090 --> 01:30:04,199
ruptured

2122
01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:05,100
yeah

2123
01:30:13,430 --> 01:30:08,940
as I was speaking clinically here people

2124
01:30:15,290 --> 01:30:13,440
is enlargement medulla oblongata

2125
01:30:17,570 --> 01:30:15,300
um an MRI revealed that the man had

2126
01:30:21,709 --> 01:30:17,580
injured his penis in three places along

2127
01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:21,719
the Tunica blue Gaga in a pair of

2128
01:30:26,649 --> 01:30:24,960
erectile tissue bodies known as the

2129
01:30:29,149 --> 01:30:26,659
Corporal

2130
01:30:31,430 --> 01:30:29,159
conversa I'm just going to start saying

2131
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:31,440
medical stories now in another area

2132
01:30:42,530 --> 01:30:39,169
additionally he has sustained a partial

2133
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:42,540
tear in the urethra and the tube that

2134
01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:45,659
carries semen and urine out of the penis

2135
01:30:49,189 --> 01:30:47,520
okay well this is crazy I didn't know

2136
01:30:51,950 --> 01:30:49,199
this could happen and there's there's

2137
01:30:54,290 --> 01:30:51,960
actual um there's x-rays here

2138
01:30:58,430 --> 01:30:54,300
so what is the fix here

2139
01:31:01,610 --> 01:30:59,570
um

2140
01:31:03,729 --> 01:31:01,620
so I like the stock photo of the guy

2141
01:31:06,709 --> 01:31:03,739
covering his crotch yeah yeah

2142
01:31:09,050 --> 01:31:06,719
just so this is what they showed on the

2143
01:31:10,189 --> 01:31:09,060
new yorkpost.com oh okay that's what it

2144
01:31:11,570 --> 01:31:10,199
looks like that's what it looks like

2145
01:31:13,970 --> 01:31:11,580
yeah that looks like the guy from

2146
01:31:16,610 --> 01:31:13,980
Tanzania

2147
01:31:19,010 --> 01:31:16,620
uh so doctors warned that a penis

2148
01:31:21,169 --> 01:31:19,020
fracture isn't something to ignore

2149
01:31:25,129 --> 01:31:21,179
as it can lead to erectile dysfunction

2150
01:31:27,410 --> 01:31:25,139
did you ignore this never mind

2151
01:31:31,490 --> 01:31:27,420
it'll fix it so what was that nothing

2152
01:31:34,669 --> 01:31:31,500
just keep going keep going uh difficulty

2153
01:31:36,709 --> 01:31:34,679
urinating and uh some kind of disease

2154
01:31:38,689 --> 01:31:36,719
I'm not going to pronounce but you could

2155
01:31:41,570 --> 01:31:38,699
get it

2156
01:31:43,970 --> 01:31:41,580
um which it can also lead to Bent

2157
01:31:47,689 --> 01:31:43,980
erections pain in the penis with

2158
01:31:48,770 --> 01:31:47,699
erection and penile plaque oh my God

2159
01:31:50,930 --> 01:31:48,780
okay

2160
01:31:53,270 --> 01:31:50,940
uh he was the quote he was seen at the

2161
01:31:55,189 --> 01:31:53,280
clinic six months post-oper Opera

2162
01:31:57,530 --> 01:31:55,199
operation where he reported to have

2163
01:31:59,750 --> 01:31:57,540
resumed his sexual life without any

2164
01:32:01,729 --> 01:31:59,760
difficulties and the penile shaft looked

2165
01:32:03,290 --> 01:32:01,739
okay so that's good news he's banging

2166
01:32:04,729 --> 01:32:03,300
cocktail waitresses too at a time yeah

2167
01:32:08,330 --> 01:32:04,739
he's good that's some good news on that

2168
01:32:10,669 --> 01:32:08,340
front in the recovery room first

2169
01:32:14,209 --> 01:32:10,679
I'm back in a big way yeah I'm gonna

2170
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:15,470
Drive

2171
01:32:19,490 --> 01:32:17,280
yeah how do you know if it works unless

2172
01:32:20,570 --> 01:32:19,500
they're really willing to you think

2173
01:32:22,189 --> 01:32:20,580
that's yeah you think it's part of that

2174
01:32:23,270 --> 01:32:22,199
post-op uh visit with the doctor like

2175
01:32:24,850 --> 01:32:23,280
all right everything feeling good and

2176
01:32:29,030 --> 01:32:24,860
okay all right go take it for test drive

2177
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:29,040
right now go do it I think Joe has a a

2178
01:32:33,290 --> 01:32:31,260
comment about this hi this is Joe from

2179
01:32:35,390 --> 01:32:33,300
the our big dumb mouth podcast I too

2180
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:35,400
have broke my penis Dunn broke it in

2181
01:32:39,290 --> 01:32:37,260
like five or eight spots went to Arby's

2182
01:32:41,990 --> 01:32:39,300
got an Americana roast beef sandwich

2183
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:42,000
it's thinly sliced roast beef topped

2184
01:32:45,830 --> 01:32:43,860
with American cheese lettuce tomato red

2185
01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:45,840
onions and a special sauce on a toasted

2186
01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:48,239
sesame bun limited time only at

2187
01:32:52,189 --> 01:32:49,980
participating U.S locations while

2188
01:32:53,270 --> 01:32:52,199
supplies last I felt way better after

2189
01:32:57,250 --> 01:32:53,280
that

2190
01:33:02,629 --> 01:32:57,260
ever

2191
01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:05,510
Joe just just on point the question is

2192
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:07,380
did you have that already or did you

2193
01:33:13,010 --> 01:33:10,260
pull this story because you had that I I

2194
01:33:16,070 --> 01:33:13,020
pulled this story and Joe piped in Joe

2195
01:33:17,450 --> 01:33:16,080
piped in and said I have a story about

2196
01:33:19,310 --> 01:33:17,460
I want to tell you what my experience at

2197
01:33:21,229 --> 01:33:19,320
Harvest well we had a story a couple of

2198
01:33:22,970 --> 01:33:21,239
months ago about like this a list of all

2199
01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:22,980
the penile injuries people reported yeah

2200
01:33:27,110 --> 01:33:24,840
we did we covered that and a lot of them

2201
01:33:29,149 --> 01:33:27,120
were kind of related to this yeah

2202
01:33:31,550 --> 01:33:29,159
I've never heard of someone going so

2203
01:33:34,189 --> 01:33:31,560
hard that they couldn't do it so

2204
01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:34,199
and uh but okay that's my favorite my

2205
01:33:36,530 --> 01:33:35,219
favorite part about that story is they

2206
01:33:39,290 --> 01:33:36,540
say this is not something that should be

2207
01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:39,300
ignored if this happens to you yeah you

2208
01:33:43,850 --> 01:33:42,360
know maybe maybe in your youth you would

2209
01:33:46,490 --> 01:33:43,860
ignore that kind of thing it's like oh

2210
01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:46,500
it'll it'll go away anyone's ignoring

2211
01:33:48,530 --> 01:33:47,340
this

2212
01:33:50,149 --> 01:33:48,540
okay

2213
01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:50,159
I'm just saying I think that they might

2214
01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:51,719
some people in their youth might just

2215
01:33:56,510 --> 01:33:54,239
say I'll just worry about this later I I

2216
01:34:00,350 --> 01:33:56,520
had a I had a co-host on the show Jason

2217
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:00,360
croniger and there was one time where

2218
01:34:08,410 --> 01:34:05,400
he fell his leg uh fell on to an antenna

2219
01:34:10,970 --> 01:34:08,420
of a car and it like punctured his leg

2220
01:34:13,610 --> 01:34:10,980
and that antenna got pushed right

2221
01:34:15,649 --> 01:34:13,620
through his leg and he was so drunk he

2222
01:34:17,450 --> 01:34:15,659
just passed out and forgot about it they

2223
01:34:20,209 --> 01:34:17,460
wrapped it up and like kind of like

2224
01:34:22,370 --> 01:34:20,219
shoved stuff back in there and never

2225
01:34:25,189 --> 01:34:22,380
went to the doctors for that horrific

2226
01:34:27,890 --> 01:34:25,199
puncture wound in his leg and so he's

2227
01:34:31,310 --> 01:34:27,900
the kind of guy a skateboarder that will

2228
01:34:33,890 --> 01:34:31,320
just take the pain and ignore it and

2229
01:34:36,890 --> 01:34:33,900
just carry on with his life I I ran into

2230
01:34:38,990 --> 01:34:36,900
him a few years ago after the antenna in

2231
01:34:40,970 --> 01:34:39,000
his leg no he's his leg was fine but he

2232
01:34:44,209 --> 01:34:40,980
he broke his arm we were out at a bar

2233
01:34:46,129 --> 01:34:44,219
his arm was broken and swollen and I was

2234
01:34:47,510 --> 01:34:46,139
like dude that looks bad he's like I'm

2235
01:34:50,090 --> 01:34:47,520
just gonna live with it I'm not gonna go

2236
01:34:51,890 --> 01:34:50,100
to the doctors and so he do

2237
01:34:54,669 --> 01:34:51,900
he's that kind of guy so he's the kind

2238
01:34:57,290 --> 01:34:54,679
of guy he would ignore penile fractures

2239
01:34:59,629 --> 01:34:57,300
uh just because he's he's that tough

2240
01:35:02,209 --> 01:34:59,639
he's tough it out

2241
01:35:04,729 --> 01:35:02,219
he's tough all right I'll put some dirt

2242
01:35:07,910 --> 01:35:04,739
on it good nice Band-Aid I'm good up on

2243
01:35:09,530 --> 01:35:07,920
screen you have a a glass uh stained

2244
01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:09,540
glass stained glass Hulk Hogan wow look

2245
01:35:13,550 --> 01:35:11,760
at that that's amazing it he looks like

2246
01:35:16,010 --> 01:35:13,560
somebody was inspired by they live as

2247
01:35:18,770 --> 01:35:16,020
well it does it looks a little creepy

2248
01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:18,780
yeah uh-uh brother

2249
01:35:24,290 --> 01:35:21,060
yeah I'm not a fan of that one hmm

2250
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:24,300
well I got the one more story that we'll

2251
01:35:30,709 --> 01:35:27,310
finish up with corrected headlines

2252
01:35:35,030 --> 01:35:33,950
I'll bring this up on uh screen right

2253
01:35:38,090 --> 01:35:35,040
here

2254
01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:38,100
the Stanford Professor with CIA ties

2255
01:35:44,510 --> 01:35:40,260
says aliens are a hundred percent

2256
01:35:46,910 --> 01:35:44,520
already here I love that headline

2257
01:35:49,250 --> 01:35:46,920
oh yeah it was a Stamper for Professor

2258
01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:49,260
Gary Noland I have a feeling that it is

2259
01:35:53,510 --> 01:35:52,260
this guy says a lot of stuff so Stanford

2260
01:35:55,610 --> 01:35:53,520
professor

2261
01:35:57,530 --> 01:35:55,620
uh who claims to have worked with

2262
01:36:00,350 --> 01:35:57,540
intelligence and defense groups claims

2263
01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:00,360
aliens have already been Unearthed for

2264
01:36:06,290 --> 01:36:04,260
thousands of years okay so thousands of

2265
01:36:09,110 --> 01:36:06,300
years we are the aliens

2266
01:36:12,110 --> 01:36:09,120
and by the way uh just for for context

2267
01:36:15,470 --> 01:36:12,120
Herman from Holland uh submitted this

2268
01:36:20,330 --> 01:36:18,169
uh Gary Nolan PhD professor in the

2269
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:20,340
department of pathology at the Stanford

2270
01:36:24,950 --> 01:36:22,620
University School of Medicine worked

2271
01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:24,960
with groups to understand changes in the

2272
01:36:29,570 --> 01:36:27,000
brain of people who have had encounters

2273
01:36:32,629 --> 01:36:29,580
with unidentified aerial phenomena or

2274
01:36:35,450 --> 01:36:32,639
uaps No One Believes that aliens are

2275
01:36:36,530 --> 01:36:35,460
probably using drones and AI to study

2276
01:36:39,110 --> 01:36:36,540
humans

2277
01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:39,120
that's interesting like now that we are

2278
01:36:45,110 --> 01:36:42,840
commonly using the phrase Ai and like

2279
01:36:47,689 --> 01:36:45,120
chat GPT now it's over over using it

2280
01:36:52,189 --> 01:36:47,699
over using it now they're they're

2281
01:36:55,129 --> 01:36:52,199
putting that onto uaps and UFOs I'm sure

2282
01:36:57,350 --> 01:36:55,139
that there's some aspect of it but

2283
01:36:58,790 --> 01:36:57,360
anyways a prominent University Professor

2284
01:37:00,470 --> 01:36:58,800
who has conducted Consulting work for

2285
01:37:01,729 --> 01:37:00,480
intelligence uh for the intelligence

2286
01:37:04,430 --> 01:37:01,739
communities

2287
01:37:06,590 --> 01:37:04,440
and uh defense contractors uh says he

2288
01:37:09,169 --> 01:37:06,600
believes that aliens have not only

2289
01:37:12,229 --> 01:37:09,179
visited Earth but have probably also

2290
01:37:14,990 --> 01:37:12,239
done so for thousands of years Gary

2291
01:37:16,310 --> 01:37:15,000
Nolan PhD a respected professor in the

2292
01:37:18,050 --> 01:37:16,320
department of pathology at Stanford

2293
01:37:20,209 --> 01:37:18,060
University of Medicine made this

2294
01:37:21,709 --> 01:37:20,219
striking claim this week at a Global

2295
01:37:23,990 --> 01:37:21,719
Leadership and networking Forum in New

2296
01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:24,000
York City during a session titled the

2297
01:37:29,390 --> 01:37:26,100
Pentagon extraterrestrial intelligence

2298
01:37:32,330 --> 01:37:29,400
and crashed UFOs why do they point out

2299
01:37:33,950 --> 01:37:32,340
he's a respected Professor I don't know

2300
01:37:36,590 --> 01:37:33,960
as opposed to like

2301
01:37:39,410 --> 01:37:36,600
now this question the the Oddball

2302
01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:39,420
crackpot down at the end of the hall

2303
01:37:43,129 --> 01:37:41,460
yeah it's like if you have to say you're

2304
01:37:44,810 --> 01:37:43,139
respected are you because now I'm

2305
01:37:46,850 --> 01:37:44,820
questioning the fact whether or not he

2306
01:37:47,990 --> 01:37:46,860
is respected or not yeah it's a good

2307
01:37:51,649 --> 01:37:48,000
point

2308
01:37:53,390 --> 01:37:51,659
what an odd thing to say um

2309
01:37:56,229 --> 01:37:53,400
there are I guess there are comments of

2310
01:37:59,810 --> 01:37:56,239
him uh saying this uh saying this stuff

2311
01:38:01,790 --> 01:37:59,820
I was 18 minutes here uh just run the

2312
01:38:04,510 --> 01:38:01,800
whole thing 18 years it's the final 18

2313
01:38:10,790 --> 01:38:07,729
uh I'll I'll I will play a little bit of

2314
01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:10,800
it and uh maybe we can get maybe he

2315
01:38:15,709 --> 01:38:13,920
provides more context to what he's

2316
01:38:21,709 --> 01:38:15,719
stating I like how the title of that

2317
01:38:26,450 --> 01:38:23,410
uh being presented on

2318
01:38:30,050 --> 01:38:26,460
popularmechanics.com well to be fair

2319
01:38:32,450 --> 01:38:30,060
those guys cranked out when we were kids

2320
01:38:35,149 --> 01:38:32,460
was it every every other issue was about

2321
01:38:38,149 --> 01:38:35,159
like UFOs and and project Aurora and all

2322
01:38:39,410 --> 01:38:38,159
that stuff I mean so they indulge a

2323
01:38:42,110 --> 01:38:39,420
little bit here so they're on they're on

2324
01:38:44,330 --> 01:38:42,120
on board because that sells magazines

2325
01:38:45,350 --> 01:38:44,340
so here we go here's have aliens visited

2326
01:38:48,470 --> 01:38:45,360
Earth

2327
01:38:52,250 --> 01:38:48,480
do you believe that extraterrestrial

2328
01:38:54,590 --> 01:38:52,260
intelligence has visited planet Earth

2329
01:38:56,510 --> 01:38:54,600
yes I think we can go a step further it

2330
01:38:59,810 --> 01:38:56,520
hasn't just visited it's been here a

2331
01:39:02,870 --> 01:38:59,820
long time and it's still here uh and it

2332
01:39:04,490 --> 01:39:02,880
has into the question basically

2333
01:39:06,830 --> 01:39:04,500
um you know people talk about the wow

2334
01:39:09,050 --> 01:39:06,840
signal uh looking for extraterrestrial

2335
01:39:11,030 --> 01:39:09,060
intelligence the wow signal is that

2336
01:39:13,070 --> 01:39:11,040
people see it on an almost regular basis

2337
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:13,080
that's the communication that's already

2338
01:39:18,770 --> 01:39:16,260
here and and that statement seems so

2339
01:39:21,229 --> 01:39:18,780
incredible that it just have to believe

2340
01:39:23,330 --> 01:39:21,239
right people hear that and maybe a lot

2341
01:39:24,590 --> 01:39:23,340
of people here hear that and they don't

2342
01:39:27,050 --> 01:39:24,600
believe it

2343
01:39:29,870 --> 01:39:27,060
and so I'm curious

2344
01:39:31,970 --> 01:39:29,880
if you had to assign a probability to

2345
01:39:33,290 --> 01:39:31,980
that statement that you believe what

2346
01:39:35,390 --> 01:39:33,300
extraterrestrial intelligence has

2347
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:35,400
visited visited this planet what

2348
01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:37,980
probability would you assign a hundred

2349
01:39:43,189 --> 01:39:39,900
percent

2350
01:39:44,629 --> 01:39:43,199
and not just my opinion I mean look

2351
01:39:47,390 --> 01:39:44,639
um

2352
01:39:50,450 --> 01:39:47,400
the National Defense appropriation Act

2353
01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:50,460
passed last year signed by by Biden in

2354
01:39:55,610 --> 01:39:52,260
uh December

2355
01:39:57,410 --> 01:39:55,620
30 pages of that is the establishments

2356
01:39:58,550 --> 01:39:57,420
of an unidentified aerial phenomenon

2357
01:40:00,470 --> 01:39:58,560
office

2358
01:40:02,030 --> 01:40:00,480
the establishments of looking into the

2359
01:40:06,050 --> 01:40:02,040
harm that's happened to an even number

2360
01:40:08,030 --> 01:40:06,060
of the individuals going back to okay

2361
01:40:10,490 --> 01:40:08,040
so he said 100 he's like he's

2362
01:40:11,930 --> 01:40:10,500
comfortable saying 100 percent

2363
01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:11,940
100 percent

2364
01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:13,260
he also didn't answer the question

2365
01:40:16,970 --> 01:40:14,760
though they said Do You Believe aliens

2366
01:40:18,050 --> 01:40:16,980
are here yes or no and well no they

2367
01:40:19,790 --> 01:40:18,060
didn't say yes no but it's a yes no

2368
01:40:22,370 --> 01:40:19,800
question he said I'd go further than

2369
01:40:24,350 --> 01:40:22,380
that they've always been here like but

2370
01:40:28,310 --> 01:40:24,360
that you didn't say yes or no dude yeah

2371
01:40:32,450 --> 01:40:30,649
okay well there uh I mean who am I to

2372
01:40:34,910 --> 01:40:32,460
argue with a respected Stanford

2373
01:40:36,530 --> 01:40:34,920
Professor a respected professor in the

2374
01:40:38,510 --> 01:40:36,540
department of pathology he has

2375
01:40:40,070 --> 01:40:38,520
government ties yes he does have

2376
01:40:42,050 --> 01:40:40,080
government he'll dissect those aliens

2377
01:40:45,550 --> 01:40:42,060
he's the guy that they call when they

2378
01:40:48,950 --> 01:40:48,110
when they collect another alien body

2379
01:40:50,689 --> 01:40:48,960
they're like all right you got to come

2380
01:40:52,430 --> 01:40:50,699
and do the alien autopsy

2381
01:40:54,830 --> 01:40:52,440
and he went on to say so this article

2382
01:40:57,110 --> 01:40:54,840
goes on to say in the 2021 Vice profiled

2383
01:40:58,790 --> 01:40:57,120
Norland covering his work in UFOs in

2384
01:41:01,430 --> 01:40:58,800
that peace knowing claimed that he had

2385
01:41:04,070 --> 01:41:01,440
formally consulted for people associated

2386
01:41:05,870 --> 01:41:04,080
with the CIA and some Aeronautics

2387
01:41:08,270 --> 01:41:05,880
corporations he had been asked to

2388
01:41:11,090 --> 01:41:08,280
examine the MRIs of pilots who had

2389
01:41:13,430 --> 01:41:11,100
gotten close to supposed uaps and the

2390
01:41:16,129 --> 01:41:13,440
fields generated by them

2391
01:41:20,209 --> 01:41:16,139
uh he further described UAP witnesses as

2392
01:41:22,370 --> 01:41:20,219
having a smorgasbord of symptoms and and

2393
01:41:24,590 --> 01:41:22,380
stated that one individual had been

2394
01:41:26,930 --> 01:41:24,600
harmed at the Skinwalker Ranch a private

2395
01:41:28,129 --> 01:41:26,940
Ranch in Utah with a history of

2396
01:41:30,350 --> 01:41:28,139
paranormal activities including

2397
01:41:33,350 --> 01:41:30,360
sightings of uaps

2398
01:41:35,629 --> 01:41:33,360
so I'm I'm gonna next year I'm gonna

2399
01:41:36,890 --> 01:41:35,639
bring up some more Skinwalker Ranch TV

2400
01:41:38,570 --> 01:41:36,900
show clips because it's been a few

2401
01:41:40,010 --> 01:41:38,580
episodes and I've been collecting them

2402
01:41:41,270 --> 01:41:40,020
there's been some episodes that have

2403
01:41:42,890 --> 01:41:41,280
been lackluster that's why I haven't

2404
01:41:46,010 --> 01:41:42,900
been doing it every week and since they

2405
01:41:49,629 --> 01:41:46,020
have and uh well I I'm trying to just

2406
01:41:52,550 --> 01:41:49,639
bring like a a tight 15 minutes of uh

2407
01:41:53,990 --> 01:41:52,560
interesting stuff from from the TV shows

2408
01:41:56,030 --> 01:41:54,000
it seems like they've been adding a

2409
01:41:59,810 --> 01:41:56,040
little bit more uh fluff and filler to

2410
01:42:02,510 --> 01:41:59,820
the TV show no that's just my appear on

2411
01:42:04,189 --> 01:42:02,520
on season 27 of guys who won't

2412
01:42:06,050 --> 01:42:04,199
investigate paranormal stuff at a

2413
01:42:08,209 --> 01:42:06,060
paranormal place I hear that they're

2414
01:42:09,950 --> 01:42:08,219
going to go camping at the uh The

2415
01:42:11,570 --> 01:42:09,960
Conjuring house I'll wait for that the

2416
01:42:13,669 --> 01:42:11,580
three episode Arc where they go camping

2417
01:42:15,530 --> 01:42:13,679
at The Conjuring house

2418
01:42:17,270 --> 01:42:15,540
and they get yelled at by one of the

2419
01:42:20,689 --> 01:42:17,280
guys before breaking the uh the quiet

2420
01:42:24,350 --> 01:42:23,030
well let's uh let's move on we'll do a

2421
01:42:29,709 --> 01:42:24,360
couple more headlines over there into a

2422
01:42:34,790 --> 01:42:32,520
Shaka when the walls fell

2423
01:42:36,830 --> 01:42:34,800
[Music]

2424
01:42:38,689 --> 01:42:36,840
um all right let's see what we got here

2425
01:42:40,550 --> 01:42:38,699
I have oh

2426
01:42:45,169 --> 01:42:40,560
let's go with this

2427
01:42:47,209 --> 01:42:45,179
here's a story about a new buy now pay

2428
01:42:49,609 --> 01:42:47,219
later scheme for pizza

2429
01:42:52,370 --> 01:42:49,619
out of New Zealand but it allows you to

2430
01:42:56,270 --> 01:42:52,380
pay when you're dead

2431
01:43:01,450 --> 01:42:59,390
hell Pizza launches new buy now pay when

2432
01:43:07,510 --> 01:43:01,460
your dead payment scheme

2433
01:43:11,709 --> 01:43:09,890
uh that doesn't sound too far off from

2434
01:43:18,129 --> 01:43:11,719
what he normally talks now

2435
01:43:22,070 --> 01:43:20,689
I like it when Joe Biden says seven

2436
01:43:27,050 --> 01:43:22,080
different things at one time let's see

2437
01:43:27,060 --> 01:43:30,370
New Hampshire

2438
01:43:37,149 --> 01:43:33,709
Howard Dean in there yeah

2439
01:43:42,950 --> 01:43:39,590
why is that guy have a mic

2440
01:43:45,470 --> 01:43:42,960
uh hell Pizza has hit at controversial

2441
01:43:47,870 --> 01:43:45,480
buy now pay later scheme by offering

2442
01:43:51,410 --> 01:43:47,880
kiwis a chance to pay for pizza a lot

2443
01:43:53,090 --> 01:43:51,420
later when they're dead

2444
01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:53,100
okay

2445
01:43:56,750 --> 01:43:54,780
hopefully not implying that the pizza is

2446
01:43:59,810 --> 01:43:56,760
going to kill them though maybe maybe

2447
01:44:01,609 --> 01:43:59,820
we're being murdered by this pizza uh

2448
01:44:04,129 --> 01:44:01,619
hell announced this new after uh

2449
01:44:05,990 --> 01:44:04,139
afterlife pay on Thursday morning saying

2450
01:44:08,750 --> 01:44:06,000
they're tearing up the heat on buy now

2451
01:44:11,330 --> 01:44:08,760
pay later oh which is uh which are

2452
01:44:13,910 --> 01:44:11,340
trapping a growing number of kiwis in

2453
01:44:16,310 --> 01:44:13,920
spirals of debt particularly amid the

2454
01:44:19,970 --> 01:44:16,320
cost of living crisis so yeah everything

2455
01:44:21,950 --> 01:44:19,980
is more expensive the uh after light pay

2456
01:44:23,030 --> 01:44:21,960
will only be available to select number

2457
01:44:25,490 --> 01:44:23,040
of people

2458
01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:25,500
those who are selected will be invited

2459
01:44:30,410 --> 01:44:28,260
to sign a real amendment to their Wills

2460
01:44:31,729 --> 01:44:30,420
allowing the cost of their pieces to be

2461
01:44:34,310 --> 01:44:31,739
collected upon their death no interest

2462
01:44:37,550 --> 01:44:34,320
or fees will apply and the agreement is

2463
01:44:39,890 --> 01:44:37,560
legally binding hell sent good Lord I

2464
01:44:41,629 --> 01:44:39,900
want people to amend their Wills to buy

2465
01:44:44,209 --> 01:44:41,639
pizza yeah

2466
01:44:45,590 --> 01:44:44,219
now I didn't read I didn't read all the

2467
01:44:47,090 --> 01:44:45,600
way through the story did they open a

2468
01:44:49,129 --> 01:44:47,100
line of credit for you so you can get as

2469
01:44:50,689 --> 01:44:49,139
much pizza as you want I wonder if

2470
01:44:52,669 --> 01:44:50,699
there's something in here where you're

2471
01:44:56,629 --> 01:44:52,679
signing your soul over to this pizza

2472
01:44:59,209 --> 01:44:56,639
company oh like it's hell Pizza

2473
01:45:03,109 --> 01:44:59,219
so you're signing not just over assets

2474
01:45:05,090 --> 01:45:03,119
but your actual soul to this paternal

2475
01:45:07,910 --> 01:45:05,100
existence your internal soul to this

2476
01:45:09,550 --> 01:45:07,920
pizza company for a delicious 12 inch

2477
01:45:19,129 --> 01:45:09,560
pizza

2478
01:45:22,430 --> 01:45:19,139
uh the CEO Ben coming

2479
01:45:25,550 --> 01:45:22,440
said uh after lipay was born after they

2480
01:45:27,050 --> 01:45:25,560
were approached by bnpl providers who

2481
01:45:28,729 --> 01:45:27,060
wanted to offer the service to his

2482
01:45:31,490 --> 01:45:28,739
customers

2483
01:45:34,729 --> 01:45:31,500
wait so this wasn't even their idea they

2484
01:45:37,729 --> 01:45:34,739
said some sketchy buy now pay later

2485
01:45:39,850 --> 01:45:37,739
weird credit agency [\h__\h] you know

2486
01:45:42,649 --> 01:45:39,860
like the the buy here pay here car

2487
01:45:43,910 --> 01:45:42,659
sketchy park car places or like hey just

2488
01:45:45,830 --> 01:45:43,920
let them have the car we just want their

2489
01:45:48,770 --> 01:45:45,840
soul this sounds like a reverse mortgage

2490
01:45:50,149 --> 01:45:48,780
scheme that you see on TV like why don't

2491
01:45:52,010 --> 01:45:50,159
you sign over your mortgage we'll do a

2492
01:45:53,870 --> 01:45:52,020
reverse mortgage on your house and you

2493
01:45:56,330 --> 01:45:53,880
get all the free pieces you want until

2494
01:45:58,129 --> 01:45:56,340
you die and then we take your house this

2495
01:46:01,430 --> 01:45:58,139
nice man said that they'll give me money

2496
01:46:03,550 --> 01:46:01,440
every month I just go to hell pretty

2497
01:46:06,169 --> 01:46:03,560
good huh

2498
01:46:07,669 --> 01:46:06,179
don't take that deal uh we're seeing a

2499
01:46:09,709 --> 01:46:07,679
growing number of people using these

2500
01:46:11,689 --> 01:46:09,719
schemes uh using the schemes to buy

2501
01:46:13,910 --> 01:46:11,699
essential items like food and we think

2502
01:46:15,649 --> 01:46:13,920
we're taking it a step too far when

2503
01:46:18,050 --> 01:46:15,659
you've got quick services like

2504
01:46:20,629 --> 01:46:18,060
restaurants like ours being asked to

2505
01:46:22,729 --> 01:46:20,639
offer buy now pay later schemes for what

2506
01:46:24,290 --> 01:46:22,739
is considered a treat especially when

2507
01:46:27,169 --> 01:46:24,300
you consider people are falling behind

2508
01:46:32,030 --> 01:46:27,179
in their payments and the 10.5 percent

2509
01:46:34,750 --> 01:46:32,040
and loans that new zealands are in uh

2510
01:46:38,270 --> 01:46:34,760
are being offered I guess are errors

2511
01:46:38,990 --> 01:46:38,280
arrears arrears that's your underwater

2512
01:46:42,169 --> 01:46:39,000
um

2513
01:46:45,830 --> 01:46:42,179
after light pay will initially run as a

2514
01:46:48,290 --> 01:46:45,840
trial with anyone 18 years or older

2515
01:46:50,990 --> 01:46:48,300
eligible to apply the applicants of the

2516
01:46:54,350 --> 01:46:51,000
applicants 666 people

2517
01:46:57,890 --> 01:46:54,360
will be selected the offer has been

2518
01:47:01,750 --> 01:46:57,900
extended to 666 people in Australia

2519
01:47:05,990 --> 01:47:01,760
so they're really uh lean in to

2520
01:47:08,570 --> 01:47:06,000
the uh the Satanism in Hell thing but

2521
01:47:10,189 --> 01:47:08,580
how it's still not clear is this for one

2522
01:47:12,169 --> 01:47:10,199
pizza

2523
01:47:14,810 --> 01:47:12,179
it's not clear

2524
01:47:17,050 --> 01:47:14,820
I guess you can order as many pizzas as

2525
01:47:21,410 --> 01:47:17,060
you want and they'll just deduct that

2526
01:47:23,330 --> 01:47:21,420
from your assets when you die

2527
01:47:26,090 --> 01:47:23,340
if you could say all right this means I

2528
01:47:27,830 --> 01:47:26,100
don't it's incredibly unhealthy but I

2529
01:47:29,870 --> 01:47:27,840
don't have to ever buy groceries again

2530
01:47:31,370 --> 01:47:29,880
because I can just get unlimited pizzas

2531
01:47:33,970 --> 01:47:31,380
from this place because I've handed over

2532
01:47:36,129 --> 01:47:33,980
my Eternal Soul

2533
01:47:38,990 --> 01:47:36,139
I guess so

2534
01:47:41,810 --> 01:47:39,000
uh this is quite a lengthy article about

2535
01:47:43,310 --> 01:47:41,820
this and I this obviously speaks to the

2536
01:47:45,169 --> 01:47:43,320
state of the economy and how people are

2537
01:47:47,090 --> 01:47:45,179
really struggling to buy food for

2538
01:47:49,370 --> 01:47:47,100
themselves so much so that they're

2539
01:47:51,470 --> 01:47:49,380
they're taking out loans against their

2540
01:47:54,050 --> 01:47:51,480
assets and their equity and whatever

2541
01:47:55,550 --> 01:47:54,060
they own to to get food and now this

2542
01:47:57,350 --> 01:47:55,560
pizza place is saying we'll do the same

2543
01:47:59,990 --> 01:47:57,360
thing

2544
01:48:01,669 --> 01:48:00,000
it's it's kind of crazy times

2545
01:48:04,129 --> 01:48:01,679
it looks like it's only for one pizza

2546
01:48:07,310 --> 01:48:04,139
though because they have a photo of the

2547
01:48:08,689 --> 01:48:07,320
of the form itself the the codicil to

2548
01:48:10,310 --> 01:48:08,699
the will at the top

2549
01:48:12,410 --> 01:48:10,320
it says I

2550
01:48:14,090 --> 01:48:12,420
state your name state your name hereby

2551
01:48:17,570 --> 01:48:14,100
declare to repay help each of the sum of

2552
01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:17,580
blank for the double blank pizza for the

2553
01:48:25,609 --> 01:48:19,260
pizza

2554
01:48:27,770 --> 01:48:25,619
hold out for more than one well get more

2555
01:48:30,350 --> 01:48:27,780
than one pizza Alex

2556
01:48:32,270 --> 01:48:30,360
yeah up the ante here

2557
01:48:34,910 --> 01:48:32,280
and they do have a good marketing scheme

2558
01:48:37,729 --> 01:48:34,920
where on on the uh the marketing like

2559
01:48:40,070 --> 01:48:37,739
flyer it is like a zombie hand reaching

2560
01:48:43,250 --> 01:48:40,080
up out of the Grave with a phone that

2561
01:48:45,350 --> 01:48:43,260
says after life pay

2562
01:48:47,750 --> 01:48:45,360
S I mean I mean they got good marketing

2563
01:48:49,850 --> 01:48:47,760
around it I suppose

2564
01:48:53,510 --> 01:48:49,860
I don't know it's it sounds it sounds

2565
01:48:54,890 --> 01:48:53,520
very goofy and legally I typically I

2566
01:48:56,450 --> 01:48:54,900
wouldn't amend my will to pay a pizza

2567
01:48:58,010 --> 01:48:56,460
company but I don't know I guess I could

2568
01:48:59,570 --> 01:48:58,020
be convinced that's a good there is a

2569
01:49:00,709 --> 01:48:59,580
video of this of them but I mean it's

2570
01:49:02,689 --> 01:49:00,719
probably part of a commercial but

2571
01:49:04,370 --> 01:49:02,699
there's a video of them on this on the

2572
01:49:07,129 --> 01:49:04,380
website here at the top

2573
01:49:09,770 --> 01:49:07,139
um of them showing up with an attorney

2574
01:49:13,550 --> 01:49:09,780
and having somebody sign this amended

2575
01:49:16,970 --> 01:49:13,560
will for their free pizza oh yeah okay

2576
01:49:19,310 --> 01:49:16,980
is is that I guess so

2577
01:49:21,950 --> 01:49:19,320
yeah I'll I'll see if there's any sound

2578
01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:21,960
I'll play it and see there's there's

2579
01:49:26,149 --> 01:49:23,400
sound associated with this because

2580
01:49:28,250 --> 01:49:26,159
that's this is should be bizarre oh yeah

2581
01:49:30,169 --> 01:49:28,260
here it is okay yeah there he's showing

2582
01:49:36,950 --> 01:49:30,179
up and I'll play the sound sorry people

2583
01:49:44,870 --> 01:49:38,810
why does their scooter sound like a

2584
01:49:49,189 --> 01:49:48,290
Mr pizza with extra jalapenos that'll be

2585
01:49:51,169 --> 01:49:49,199
25

2586
01:49:53,030 --> 01:49:51,179
um did you want to pay now or would you

2587
01:49:56,270 --> 01:49:53,040
like to use something we call afterlife

2588
01:50:02,990 --> 01:49:59,530
after live pay

2589
01:50:04,850 --> 01:50:03,000
after I pay what's afterlife pay oh it's

2590
01:50:07,669 --> 01:50:04,860
a new service we're trialling um you see

2591
01:50:09,350 --> 01:50:07,679
uh my life friend over here yeah you

2592
01:50:11,629 --> 01:50:09,360
just need to sign a few papers with them

2593
01:50:14,030 --> 01:50:11,639
and then you'll only pay once you're

2594
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:18,890
right

2595
01:50:22,129 --> 01:50:21,060
when I die yeah

2596
01:50:23,629 --> 01:50:22,139
[Music]

2597
01:50:26,990 --> 01:50:23,639
we get to eat the pizza before I die

2598
01:50:30,290 --> 01:50:27,000
yeah you eat the pizza now and then pay

2599
01:50:31,430 --> 01:50:30,300
once you you don't even remember you

2600
01:50:35,030 --> 01:50:31,440
know the pizza because you'll be you

2601
01:50:37,790 --> 01:50:35,040
know dead it's not for a while that's it

2602
01:50:39,530 --> 01:50:37,800
feels lucky that is yeah you might be

2603
01:50:41,450 --> 01:50:39,540
waiting a while okay well that sounds

2604
01:50:44,270 --> 01:50:41,460
like a pretty good deal deep from the

2605
01:50:46,750 --> 01:50:44,280
vaccine okay this is very strange just

2606
01:50:49,910 --> 01:50:46,760
sign here yes yes

2607
01:50:52,570 --> 01:50:49,920
what for the double I don't there's just

2608
01:50:54,430 --> 01:50:52,580
legally it's all above board

2609
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:54,440
thank you

2610
01:50:57,669 --> 01:50:55,850
see you later

2611
01:50:59,810 --> 01:50:57,679
[Music]

2612
01:51:01,189 --> 01:50:59,820
you have a good night you have a good

2613
01:51:02,990 --> 01:51:01,199
night well they're not really having to

2614
01:51:05,270 --> 01:51:03,000
convince them too much

2615
01:51:07,810 --> 01:51:05,280
see you later

2616
01:51:09,950 --> 01:51:07,820
oh you wanna yes

2617
01:51:11,990 --> 01:51:09,960
just sign here

2618
01:51:14,870 --> 01:51:12,000
take all your [\h__\h] throw this pizza on

2619
01:51:16,930 --> 01:51:14,880
Your Grave it's kind of you know it's a

2620
01:51:19,090 --> 01:51:16,940
clever marketing scheme

2621
01:51:20,930 --> 01:51:19,100
uh

2622
01:51:22,129 --> 01:51:20,940
here's the thing people who are that

2623
01:51:24,229 --> 01:51:22,139
dumb just go back to them and get them

2624
01:51:26,810 --> 01:51:24,239
to sign more [\h__\h] yeah at that point you

2625
01:51:28,790 --> 01:51:26,820
want a free TV you want this all that

2626
01:51:31,550 --> 01:51:28,800
kind of stuff so you got a nice car

2627
01:51:33,169 --> 01:51:31,560
there sign here this is mine now it's

2628
01:51:34,609 --> 01:51:33,179
gonna be somebody who overextends

2629
01:51:37,609 --> 01:51:34,619
himself and it's going to trickle down

2630
01:51:39,649 --> 01:51:37,619
to like your loved ones who are

2631
01:51:42,470 --> 01:51:39,659
basically inheriting your estate you're

2632
01:51:43,910 --> 01:51:42,480
just gonna inherit all this debt because

2633
01:51:46,310 --> 01:51:43,920
you ate you decided to have like you

2634
01:51:47,330 --> 01:51:46,320
know 57 pieces before you died see they

2635
01:51:48,890 --> 01:51:47,340
need to follow up when they're reading

2636
01:51:50,149 --> 01:51:48,900
the will and they've got the family

2637
01:51:51,290 --> 01:51:50,159
there and then they have to take out a

2638
01:51:53,990 --> 01:51:51,300
huge amount of money to pay this pizza

2639
01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:54,000
place yeah exactly

2640
01:51:56,689 --> 01:51:55,260
it's like they've got all the family

2641
01:51:57,770 --> 01:51:56,699
there wearing you know black suits and

2642
01:51:58,790 --> 01:51:57,780
their black clothes they're in mourning

2643
01:52:00,649 --> 01:51:58,800
and there's a guy in the back just a

2644
01:52:04,070 --> 01:52:00,659
pizza guy

2645
01:52:06,109 --> 01:52:04,080
he's here to collect break some legs

2646
01:52:07,910 --> 01:52:06,119
fascinating very interesting all right

2647
01:52:09,470 --> 01:52:07,920
one more headline crashes before we

2648
01:52:14,220 --> 01:52:09,480
gotta get out of here yeah right before

2649
01:52:17,810 --> 01:52:15,850
[Music]

2650
01:52:21,109 --> 01:52:17,820
his eyes

2651
01:52:26,209 --> 01:52:23,830
darmach and July

2652
01:52:29,030 --> 01:52:26,219
yes yes

2653
01:52:30,830 --> 01:52:29,040
freaking star all right um

2654
01:52:32,330 --> 01:52:30,840
man I got a bunch of stories here so do

2655
01:52:33,950 --> 01:52:32,340
you want to be or do you want to be do

2656
01:52:35,750 --> 01:52:33,960
you want a story about

2657
01:52:38,090 --> 01:52:35,760
um people now selling more [\h__\h] from

2658
01:52:40,010 --> 01:52:38,100
random uh Taylor Swift related concerts

2659
01:52:42,169 --> 01:52:40,020
we covered that once before yeah we did

2660
01:52:44,050 --> 01:52:42,179
someone last last time someone sold

2661
01:52:46,430 --> 01:52:44,060
contacts that they wore to Taylor Swift

2662
01:52:47,810 --> 01:52:46,440
concert yeah

2663
01:52:51,169 --> 01:52:47,820
um people are now trying to sell rain

2664
01:52:53,450 --> 01:52:51,179
water from a concert interesting okay

2665
01:52:54,830 --> 01:52:53,460
um I wonder how much that goes for

2666
01:52:57,050 --> 01:52:54,840
let's see well you wanna do that story

2667
01:52:58,729 --> 01:52:57,060
and do that story but I got more okay a

2668
01:53:00,950 --> 01:52:58,739
landlord who started an apartment fire

2669
01:53:02,750 --> 01:53:00,960
while singing We Didn't Start the Fire

2670
01:53:04,570 --> 01:53:02,760
that's a that's a that's a funny

2671
01:53:07,250 --> 01:53:04,580
headline

2672
01:53:09,590 --> 01:53:07,260
Indianapolis now says it's uh they're

2673
01:53:12,229 --> 01:53:09,600
gonna lift its ban on throwing stars

2674
01:53:14,330 --> 01:53:12,239
hmm that's a good one too

2675
01:53:16,790 --> 01:53:14,340
uh let's see what else we got here

2676
01:53:19,430 --> 01:53:16,800
um there's a bear who ate 60 cupcakes

2677
01:53:20,770 --> 01:53:19,440
from a bakery look at this nightmare

2678
01:53:23,629 --> 01:53:20,780
headline

2679
01:53:26,629 --> 01:53:23,639
uh the FBI has details about a plot to

2680
01:53:29,030 --> 01:53:26,639
assassinate Queen Elizabeth II hmm

2681
01:53:31,189 --> 01:53:29,040
uh I saw you did have this one the U.S

2682
01:53:32,570 --> 01:53:31,199
to give away free lighthouses yeah I saw

2683
01:53:34,850 --> 01:53:32,580
that one yeah

2684
01:53:36,530 --> 01:53:34,860
uh here's an ancient toilet in Jerusalem

2685
01:53:39,050 --> 01:53:36,540
hmm

2686
01:53:41,330 --> 01:53:39,060
um let's see uh Toronto Blue Jays hiked

2687
01:53:44,450 --> 01:53:41,340
their season season pass or season

2688
01:53:45,830 --> 01:53:44,460
tickets price by 800 percent and then

2689
01:53:49,669 --> 01:53:45,840
say it was just a joke

2690
01:53:51,590 --> 01:53:49,679
yeah sure uh and let's see we also have

2691
01:53:52,750 --> 01:53:51,600
a London knife crime being blamed on

2692
01:53:55,070 --> 01:53:52,760
climate change

2693
01:53:56,450 --> 01:53:55,080
perfect headline

2694
01:53:57,370 --> 01:53:56,460
so I don't know we're all over the place

2695
01:54:00,590 --> 01:53:57,380
there

2696
01:54:02,330 --> 01:54:00,600
uh I think for like a follow-up I'm very

2697
01:54:04,850 --> 01:54:02,340
curious to see what other people are

2698
01:54:06,590 --> 01:54:04,860
selling from Taylor Swift Taylor Swift's

2699
01:54:08,270 --> 01:54:06,600
concerts and see how much they're asking

2700
01:54:09,109 --> 01:54:08,280
for this stuff I think it's a great

2701
01:54:10,669 --> 01:54:09,119
follow

2702
01:54:12,649 --> 01:54:10,679
that's right we've covered this twice

2703
01:54:14,390 --> 01:54:12,659
already with these insane concert prices

2704
01:54:15,950 --> 01:54:14,400
and people selling [\h__\h] from the concert

2705
01:54:17,810 --> 01:54:15,960
in fact yeah the last one was what it

2706
01:54:19,790 --> 01:54:17,820
was contact lenses

2707
01:54:22,129 --> 01:54:19,800
from somebody who may or may not have

2708
01:54:24,709 --> 01:54:22,139
actually seen a concert

2709
01:54:28,030 --> 01:54:24,719
yeah so uh here here it is on screen

2710
01:54:32,590 --> 01:54:28,040
Taylor Swift fans try selling rain water

2711
01:54:34,970 --> 01:54:32,600
from soggy Gillette Stadium concert

2712
01:54:36,709 --> 01:54:34,980
oh really

2713
01:54:39,410 --> 01:54:36,719
and there's video of this too uh yeah

2714
01:54:41,270 --> 01:54:39,420
there's like a 19 second video I'll I'll

2715
01:54:45,350 --> 01:54:41,280
see what it is from the ticket he talks

2716
01:54:50,709 --> 01:54:47,830
it's not like brush fires

2717
01:54:53,209 --> 01:54:50,719
we have encased victims

2718
01:54:57,729 --> 01:54:53,219
I won't leave here we started this

2719
01:55:02,629 --> 01:55:00,350
I'll watch it sure you got an ad on that

2720
01:55:04,970 --> 01:55:02,639
Taylor Swift fan still feeling the glow

2721
01:55:06,410 --> 01:55:04,980
from the shows are selling rain from her

2722
01:55:07,970 --> 01:55:06,420
Saturday show at Gillette the little

2723
01:55:11,629 --> 01:55:07,980
containers of water were posted online

2724
01:55:13,729 --> 01:55:11,639
today for 250 dollars they have since

2725
01:55:15,590 --> 01:55:13,739
been taken down the pouring rainbow

2726
01:55:17,990 --> 01:55:15,600
didn't stop the fans from enjoying

2727
01:55:20,810 --> 01:55:18,000
Swift's eras Tour on Saturday night at

2728
01:55:23,090 --> 01:55:20,820
Gillette The Golden Child stories

2729
01:55:24,649 --> 01:55:23,100
because we can bring someone too so

2730
01:55:25,850 --> 01:55:24,659
there you go

2731
01:55:28,310 --> 01:55:25,860
um

2732
01:55:29,870 --> 01:55:28,320
yeah so uh fans have been attempting to

2733
01:55:33,350 --> 01:55:29,880
sell their rain water from Saturday's

2734
01:55:35,930 --> 01:55:33,360
concert for 250 per container Swift's

2735
01:55:39,229 --> 01:55:35,940
the era store made Foxborough home for

2736
01:55:42,530 --> 01:55:39,239
the three sold out shows that Drew 200

2737
01:55:44,450 --> 01:55:42,540
000 fans to the stadium holy moly

2738
01:55:47,390 --> 01:55:44,460
experts believe the torque could end up

2739
01:55:50,050 --> 01:55:47,400
setting records and may push Taylor

2740
01:55:54,890 --> 01:55:50,060
Swift's net worth to over

2741
01:55:56,990 --> 01:55:54,900
one billion dollars holy moly do you

2742
01:55:59,870 --> 01:55:57,000
think we can start to anytime they bring

2743
01:56:02,030 --> 01:55:59,880
up this this thing about like uh uh tax

2744
01:56:03,950 --> 01:56:02,040
the rich and Eat the Rich and get rid of

2745
01:56:05,450 --> 01:56:03,960
the billionaire class can we also point

2746
01:56:07,970 --> 01:56:05,460
out that that means Taylor Swift now too

2747
01:56:11,629 --> 01:56:07,980
maybe yeah hilarious I think we have to

2748
01:56:13,850 --> 01:56:11,639
but she is just like I didn't realize I

2749
01:56:15,830 --> 01:56:13,860
knew she was popular but I mean her net

2750
01:56:18,470 --> 01:56:15,840
worth over a billion dollars I mean she

2751
01:56:21,830 --> 01:56:18,480
is just a monster crazy I had no idea

2752
01:56:24,649 --> 01:56:21,840
like she was like of that status but

2753
01:56:27,169 --> 01:56:24,659
apparently she is so uh online retail

2754
01:56:29,950 --> 01:56:27,179
sites have removed rainwater cells from

2755
01:56:32,930 --> 01:56:29,960
their platforms why

2756
01:56:35,450 --> 01:56:32,940
I gotta have that rainwater now

2757
01:56:37,430 --> 01:56:35,460
I need it that's water that fell from

2758
01:56:39,229 --> 01:56:37,440
the sky and landed in a puddle on the

2759
01:56:40,669 --> 01:56:39,239
ground nearby where Taylor Swift was

2760
01:56:41,170 --> 01:56:40,679
playing this is what I want this is what

2761
01:56:44,570 --> 01:56:41,180
I need

2762
01:56:50,330 --> 01:56:47,330
can I pay for this after I'm dead yeah I

2763
01:56:51,709 --> 01:56:50,340
I'll have the after payment after life

2764
01:56:53,090 --> 01:56:51,719
payment plan

2765
01:56:55,490 --> 01:56:53,100
before the listings were removed fans

2766
01:56:56,990 --> 01:56:55,500
captured screenshots and expressed shock

2767
01:57:01,370 --> 01:56:57,000
of what they were saying shock yeah at

2768
01:57:06,709 --> 01:57:04,250
uh wow uh I mean this is they're trying

2769
01:57:10,010 --> 01:57:06,719
to capitalize capitalize off the uh the

2770
01:57:11,629 --> 01:57:10,020
Taylor Swift craze and uh they offset

2771
01:57:12,890 --> 01:57:11,639
some of the cost of what they spent on

2772
01:57:14,689 --> 01:57:12,900
the tickets which are in the

2773
01:57:17,629 --> 01:57:14,699
neighborhoods of anywhere from five

2774
01:57:19,490 --> 01:57:17,639
hundred to twenty thousand dollars

2775
01:57:20,689 --> 01:57:19,500
so there you go

2776
01:57:22,070 --> 01:57:20,699
okay

2777
01:57:23,810 --> 01:57:22,080
yeah do you think this was some of the

2778
01:57:25,490 --> 01:57:23,820
people who had paid these exorbitant

2779
01:57:27,229 --> 01:57:25,500
prices for these tickets

2780
01:57:29,030 --> 01:57:27,239
trying to make some of that back oh

2781
01:57:31,010 --> 01:57:29,040
probably absolutely

2782
01:57:32,089 --> 01:57:31,020
if they were true fans they would they

2783
01:57:33,890 --> 01:57:32,099
would keep that rain water for

2784
01:57:35,270 --> 01:57:33,900
themselves and pass it on as an heirloom

2785
01:57:38,450 --> 01:57:35,280
to their children

2786
01:57:40,430 --> 01:57:38,460
ew that's what they do don't drink that

2787
01:57:41,810 --> 01:57:40,440
water no

2788
01:57:43,129 --> 01:57:41,820
how do you know that's actually from the

2789
01:57:44,570 --> 01:57:43,139
concert not just tap water for

2790
01:57:46,189 --> 01:57:44,580
somebody's house tough to prove you need

2791
01:57:47,330 --> 01:57:46,199
a certificate of authenticity from the

2792
01:57:51,890 --> 01:57:47,340
venue

2793
01:57:54,649 --> 01:57:51,900
to sign the certificate and vouch that

2794
01:57:56,089 --> 01:57:54,659
this water was in fact from a puddle

2795
01:57:58,129 --> 01:57:56,099
I'm not going to trust until there's a

2796
01:58:00,229 --> 01:57:58,139
kiwi pizza man and his attorney there to

2797
01:58:02,510 --> 01:58:00,239
sign yeah we need some sort of formal

2798
01:58:04,850 --> 01:58:02,520
contract there some a team of attorneys

2799
01:58:07,430 --> 01:58:04,860
on site to harvest the rain water and

2800
01:58:08,990 --> 01:58:07,440
put it in jars and sign the documents

2801
01:58:10,490 --> 01:58:09,000
and I think that's really the Crux of

2802
01:58:14,270 --> 01:58:10,500
why this was taken down there's no way

2803
01:58:15,470 --> 01:58:14,280
to prove the water's authenticity

2804
01:58:17,930 --> 01:58:15,480
oh you're saying that it's it's

2805
01:58:19,850 --> 01:58:17,940
potential fraud not just stupid yeah

2806
01:58:21,350 --> 01:58:19,860
people buy stupid stuff all the time

2807
01:58:22,910 --> 01:58:21,360
this is fraud

2808
01:58:24,410 --> 01:58:22,920
this is I mean that's that's all it

2809
01:58:27,109 --> 01:58:24,420
comes down to

2810
01:58:28,790 --> 01:58:27,119
oh really well uh says it was shared on

2811
01:58:31,310 --> 01:58:28,800
Instagram pulled down because of

2812
01:58:33,109 --> 01:58:31,320
concerns over the validity I'm reading

2813
01:58:35,209 --> 01:58:33,119
another stories about this

2814
01:58:39,649 --> 01:58:36,950
they talk about the contact ten thousand

2815
01:58:40,910 --> 01:58:39,659
dollars so yeah

2816
01:58:42,589 --> 01:58:40,920
we also have somebody in the chat you're

2817
01:58:44,870 --> 01:58:42,599
suggesting he said I've seen tons of

2818
01:58:46,550 --> 01:58:44,880
shows presumably Taylor Swift uh it's

2819
01:58:48,470 --> 01:58:46,560
from vulgar hysterics I've seen tons of

2820
01:58:51,589 --> 01:58:48,480
shows I'll tell you about them for one

2821
01:58:54,830 --> 01:58:51,599
thousand dollars a minute yep okay you

2822
01:58:56,689 --> 01:58:54,840
set up a 1900 line uh like I want to

2823
01:58:58,310 --> 01:58:56,699
call in now yeah like calling like you

2824
01:59:00,109 --> 01:58:58,320
know Corey Hayman Corey Feldman had

2825
01:59:02,330 --> 01:59:00,119
those uh 1-800 numbers we could talk to

2826
01:59:04,850 --> 01:59:02,340
them well how set one up well you could

2827
01:59:06,470 --> 01:59:04,860
just talk about your experience people

2828
01:59:07,490 --> 01:59:06,480
could call in and you could and they

2829
01:59:09,169 --> 01:59:07,500
could listen to you talk about your

2830
01:59:10,850 --> 01:59:09,179
experience you monetize this don't put

2831
01:59:13,250 --> 01:59:10,860
this out for free I'm vulgar hysterics

2832
01:59:15,950 --> 01:59:13,260
call 1-800 I'll tell you all about the

2833
01:59:18,229 --> 01:59:15,960
newest Taylor Swift show yeah yep that's

2834
01:59:20,689 --> 01:59:18,239
how you do it monetize it monetize your

2835
01:59:22,010 --> 01:59:20,699
experiences

2836
01:59:25,300 --> 01:59:22,020
all right people we're getting out of

2837
01:59:28,089 --> 01:59:25,310
here to save powers

2838
01:59:29,930 --> 01:59:28,099
[Music]

2839
01:59:31,070 --> 01:59:29,940
because you won't let him in the in

2840
01:59:32,629 --> 01:59:31,080
Command Center Alpha One anymore

2841
01:59:35,510 --> 01:59:32,639
[Music]

2842
01:59:37,490 --> 01:59:35,520
I've got a text from my power company

2843
01:59:41,530 --> 01:59:37,500
when we are going to the uh wait wait

2844
01:59:46,189 --> 01:59:41,540
did the text say LOL just Kidd or LOL JK

2845
01:59:49,370 --> 01:59:46,199
no he did not instead uh

2846
01:59:51,410 --> 01:59:49,380
our system shows power had been restored

2847
01:59:53,450 --> 01:59:51,420
to your your area but we never like that

2848
01:59:56,270 --> 01:59:53,460
was two hours ago but I was like well we

2849
01:59:58,010 --> 01:59:56,280
never went out of power so what's going

2850
01:59:59,629 --> 01:59:58,020
on and then it went out during the show

2851
02:00:00,709 --> 01:59:59,639
so something's going on with our power

2852
02:00:02,750 --> 02:00:00,719
company

2853
02:00:03,950 --> 02:00:02,760
is does this guy who I have to give up

2854
02:00:05,089 --> 02:00:03,960
right now does this guy work at your

2855
02:00:07,970 --> 02:00:05,099
power company

2856
02:00:10,490 --> 02:00:07,980
oh uh is that Teddy

2857
02:00:12,530 --> 02:00:10,500
no that's Jimmy there's Johnny

2858
02:00:14,390 --> 02:00:12,540
Johnny from airplane Johnny from

2859
02:00:16,490 --> 02:00:14,400
airplane yeah I wouldn't die

2860
02:00:17,930 --> 02:00:16,500
usually uh I mean we're out here in the

2861
02:00:20,030 --> 02:00:17,940
boonies a little bit it takes him a

2862
02:00:22,669 --> 02:00:20,040
while to come out here and uh take care

2863
02:00:24,530 --> 02:00:22,679
of us well I gotta I gotta get my boots

2864
02:00:26,270 --> 02:00:24,540
on gotta drive all the way out that's

2865
02:00:29,510 --> 02:00:26,280
good it's gonna take me all day there's

2866
02:00:31,490 --> 02:00:29,520
a lot of trees around here so I don't

2867
02:00:32,990 --> 02:00:31,500
know gonna be some chainsaw work we're

2868
02:00:35,450 --> 02:00:33,000
gonna have to do

2869
02:00:37,310 --> 02:00:35,460
it's gonna take a while

2870
02:00:38,450 --> 02:00:37,320
too bad Herman's not still in the woods

2871
02:00:42,350 --> 02:00:38,460
they're protecting your place again

2872
02:00:43,910 --> 02:00:42,360
Chase off the uh the power company

2873
02:00:47,209 --> 02:00:43,920
well thank you everyone for hanging out

2874
02:00:50,149 --> 02:00:47,219
during the show and uh helping us get

2875
02:00:53,209 --> 02:00:50,159
through this this episode and we'll be

2876
02:00:56,149 --> 02:00:53,219
back on Wednesday I believe and we will

2877
02:00:58,790 --> 02:00:56,159
uh we'll try to make that happen

2878
02:01:02,109 --> 02:00:58,800
we're gonna try

2879
02:01:07,729 --> 02:01:04,689
sound right there yeah

2880
02:01:09,530 --> 02:01:07,739
there it is what if you ran do you have

2881
02:01:10,870 --> 02:01:09,540
them laid out so you can run all the uh

2882
02:01:13,420 --> 02:01:10,880
Jonathan Frakes

2883
02:01:27,550 --> 02:01:13,430
uh not at one time I'd have to

2884
02:01:32,390 --> 02:01:29,930
yeah read about it

2885
02:01:35,810 --> 02:01:32,400
[Music]

2886
02:01:40,129 --> 02:01:38,510
uh go to obedientpod.com I'm gonna be

2887
02:01:43,189 --> 02:01:40,139
buying that new computer hopefully soon

2888
02:01:45,050 --> 02:01:43,199
I just need a few more uh dollars and

2889
02:01:48,410 --> 02:01:45,060
then I'm gonna order it and it's the

2890
02:01:50,390 --> 02:01:48,420
last PC that we will ever need

2891
02:01:51,830 --> 02:01:50,400
skeptical of that comment but we'll see

2892
02:01:53,689 --> 02:01:51,840
what happens see what happens yeah thank

2893
02:01:55,370 --> 02:01:53,699
you graduate everyone

2894
02:01:56,570 --> 02:01:55,380
keep watching the skis people there's

2895
02:02:15,500 --> 02:01:56,580
lots of rain out there you can collect

2896
02:02:23,030 --> 02:02:18,370
[Music]

2897
02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:23,040
that's about allagu [\h__\h] ubu sit good

2898
02:02:25,870 --> 02:02:24,270
dog

2899
02:02:28,520 --> 02:02:25,880
[Music]

2900
02:02:30,109 --> 02:02:28,530
until next week